I have never game

False.

I have never had someone give birth in my car
 
True. Although my passengers have often had kittens at my driving :D

I have never been in a collision with another vehicle above about 5mph.
 
False. And no my fault.

I have never been involved in an accident where there has been serious injuries
 
False, it cost me half of my left leg.

I have never been the cause of a serious accident.
 
True

I have never actually exploded from eating too much
 
True.

I have never drank till it came out of my ears.
 
True

I have never intentionally shot milk out of my nose
 
True

I have never puked while sitting at the dinner table.
 
True

I have never poured hot tea all over myself (done it with coffee twice as a kid)
 
False, it scolded me.

I have been made to laugh while drinking a hot drink thus accidentally scolding myself/ making unclean a perfectly good shirt.
 
False. But I have scalded myself.

I have never owned a Subaru
 
False

I have owned a Mazda.
 
True

I have never owned a sports car
 
False.

I have never owned an SUV.
 
True

I have never owned a 4x4
 
True, the Subaru is an estate not a 4 x 4

I have never owned a supercar.
 
True :(

I have never owned a canoe
 
True.

I have never owned a caravan.
 
True

I have never carved wood or whittled
 
True

I have never weaved a basket
 
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