Idiots + cars = LOL

Wow, what was he thinking.
 
GRtak;n3551719 said:
Wow, what was he thinking.

Looks like something the guys at Roadkill might do, or have already done. Except that the car is to new for them.
 
Hok;n3551722 said:
Looks like something the guys at Roadkill might do, or have already done. Except that the car is to new for them.

Years ago here where I live, there was an old VW Golf that had an aluminum-framed camp chair bungee-d to the back bumper every time I saw it. I finally caught it parked and took a closer look. Turns out that the owner was delivering telephone directories on a contract basis. He had taken both the front bucket seats and the back seat out of the car. He would load it up with the books, leaving just enough room for him to drive it while sitting on a pile of them. When he got down to a small number of directories (that he was sitting on), he'd unfold the camp chair and sit on that for the last few deliveries and the drive home.

I wish I'd taken a photo, but that was years before cell phones with cameras...

SL
 
Felixstowe

Salty Range Rover anyone?

http://www.itv.com/news/anglia/update/2018-07-29/range-rover-gets-stuck-on-suffolk-beach/

http://www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/range-rover-rescue-mission-in-felixstowe-1-5628425

video
https://twitter.com/MarkGlennMurphy/status/1023237549907763200


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Two things I simply don't get, why would someone drive a clearly on-road only SUV onto a beach. Second thing is why are all these SUVs running around with lower profile tires than my fucking Mustang? Especially something like this, it's not supposed to be sporty or anything, it's supposed to have a nice cushy ride, how is this painted on tire going to absorb bumps?
 
Some people believe that 4WD is unstoppable. When that thought process is combined with those tires, this is what you get. Now point and laugh at him and enjoy his idiocy.
 
prizrak;n3551825 said:
Two things I simply don't get, why would someone drive a clearly on-road only SUV onto a beach. Second thing is why are all these SUVs running around with lower profile tires than my fucking Mustang? Especially something like this, it's not supposed to be sporty or anything, it's supposed to have a nice cushy ride, how is this painted on tire going to absorb bumps?

I WANNA SIT HIGH

combined with

I FEEL SAFER IN A BIGGER CAR

with a sprinkle of

I WANNA SHOW OFF HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE

and a dash of

THIS HAS THE HANDLING OF A REGULAR CAR
 
Redliner;n3551832 said:
I WANNA SIT HIGH

combined with

I FEEL SAFER IN A BIGGER CAR

with a sprinkle of

I WANNA SHOW OFF HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE

and a dash of

THIS HAS THE HANDLING OF A REGULAR CAR

You forgot

I NEED RED DOOR HANDLES
 
My car is red, so another color other than red would look weird. :p
 
prizrak;n3551846 said:
You must hate fun.

Hey! nerf loves fun. Give him Fermat's Last Theorem and some paprika Pringles and he's in heaven.
 
Philippines Crushes Nearly $6 Million Worth Of Luxury Cars

 
What makes them contraband vehicles?
 
Most likely imported illegally to avoid taxes.
 
GRtak;n3551960 said:
What makes them contraband vehicles?

Might be sorry you asked...... :?

Condemnation and Public Destruction of Contraband Luxury Vehicles (Speech) 7/30/2018


 
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TL;DW - also I'm at work so videos are a bit difficult.

What's the short answer?
 
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