If You Were a Car, What Car Would You Be?

93Flareside

Döner Kebab enthusiast
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Old crabby people, Illinois
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‘18 VW Golf GTI, '87 Mercury Colony Park
You can either make one yourself or have others suggest one for you. Doesn't matter, sounds like a fun little game. :D
 

CraigB

Ich bin ein Kartoffel
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SWMO
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Infiniti M30 - Nissan Frontier Pro-4X & Altima
I'd be an old truck. My body looks like hell, parts are broken, things creak and groan, but I start every morning to get work done.
 

bone

"bangle for president"
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belgium!!
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Volvo V40 & Yamaha Banshee
a bmw GT or sth...
sligtly odd, a bit overweight, everyone wondering why it's there
but actually pretty good and reliable
 

SquareLeft

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Southern Ohio, USA
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2013 Ford Focus SE, 2002 Subaru WRX
I'd like to think that I'd be an old Packard coupe. There'd be some primer showing through the original paint, but I hope I"d have enough dignity left to remember my road manners...

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public

Has been known to shou emousshiöns
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Oysterbottom
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205–405–MX5–Polo–Panda–Daimler
Probably the OG Saab 900, non-turbo. Idiosyncratic, northern, flexible, ponderous, lazy.
 

Der Stig

is Der Slut
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Texas
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Too many and yet not enough
Probably a Focus ST. Kinda useful, kinda sporty, kinda quick.
 

ninjacoco

puffalump? inquire here!
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Austin
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'10 Lulzcer GTS, '84 Porschelump 944, '71 VW 411
My Volkswagen 411 might be the perfect representation. Never truly worked well. Farty. Slow. Still broken. Always broken.
 

93Flareside

Döner Kebab enthusiast
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Old crabby people, Illinois
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‘18 VW Golf GTI, '87 Mercury Colony Park
I think I’ve finally settled on what I would be. An SUV.. A little too big for what it is but really only good at one or two things.
 

Blind_Io

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Utah, USA
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06 Nissan XTerra Off Road, 00 VFR800, 07 ST1300
I am open to suggestions. No matter what I think I would be, it doesn't seem like the right fit.
 

mjk

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I'd be one of those mid-late 70s personal luxury coupes. Massively overweight, constantly gasping for air, not much power, but oh so cushy.
 
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