James May: Instead of "Hello" what would you say?

[anthrax]

Well, that was probably one of the most memorable moments in TG when James May approach two beautiful girls and say... "Hello".

So, if it was you, what would you say? If it was scripted for him to say that, I honestly don't know, but....

So, give it a try!

In pure TG spirit, I'd had said: "WOOOOOW!!"

 

[shad_68]

I'd have gone for a classic Clarkson...
"SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!"

 

[klankymen]

easy:

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[Soup?]

Well, it's James so "Fancy a ride? I mean lift. Y'know in the car. My car." before he crumples into a ball of middle-class restraint.

 

[Cobol74]

Hi! I am James May and I am a TV star!

 

[LindenChase]

He had me at "hello".

 

[Cobol74]

What I posted is the last thing in the world he would ever say btw! Old school Brit - like me I suppose.

 

[gaasc]

O HAI!!

 

[PaperBiro]

Actually, I would just say hello. No, I'm being serious.

 

[freeferrarisdonotexist]

I can't think of anything else. That "Hello" was priceless.

 

[edkwon]

Nothing, 'Hello' in james' accent was perfect, anything else would be lame in comparison

 

[swraman]

<-- he knows how to work it.

 

[MadCat360]

"Hi there".

WTF do you want, an orchestra?

 

[fbc]

"How you doin?"

 

[kurthest]

"Come over here girls, sit in my lap and I'll tell you some stories about Tarzan!"
Then I'd pound my chest and ruffle my hair.

On the other hand, perhaps not.

 

[FDaihatsu]

Actually, I would just say hello. No, I'm being serious.

^that

 

[dawes]

What else is there to say than hello?

 

[MWF]

Wnat about "Hey, is this guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me instead? I'm from a different planet."

 

[IceBone]

"How you doin?"

No, no, no, it's "How you doin'?"

Whenever I'm introduced to womenfolk by friends/acquaintances, I say "Charmed". Always get a smile.

 

[Misfit]

"hello, I'm TV's James May"