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James D May

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Top Gear Girl

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I was just wondering, we all know what Richard and Jeremy's wifes are like, but what is Jame's girlfriend like? If you read Hammond Heaven then he could get a 14 year old school girl, but I assume shes a bit older than that. Anyone know anything about her?
 
Yeah, but who wants to even go near Hammond Heaven? :puke:
Unless you're a member there...
 
BlaRo said:
Yeah, but who wants to even go near Hammond Heaven? :puke:
Unless you're a member there...
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He mentions her in his articles sometimes but don't know what she's like. I get the impression he's not the sort to advertise his personal life too much. He can have my number if he wants :wub:

Hammond Heaven? Sounds like a pizza restaurant.
 
moo said:
BlaRo said:
Yeah, but who wants to even go near Hammond Heaven? :puke:
Unless you're a member there...
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He mentions her in his articles sometimes but don't know what she's like. I get the impression he's not the sort to advertise his personal life too much. He can have my number if he wants :wub:

Hammond Heaven? Sounds like a pizza restaurant.
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I've noticed how there's at least 2 or 3 people on this forum that are absolutely infatuated with May (not that it's a bad thing moo, I think he's cooler than the other two*) and nobody is as in love with Hammond or Clarkson. Hmmm... :think:

Then again, Hammond's got a whole slew of stalkers giggling like schoolgirls about his butt, and I don't even want to know about Clarkson. :shock2:

*Doesn't mean I'm in love with him.
 
jensked said:
Jostyrostelli said:
Renesis said:
Seriously who gives a shit? I could care less about their wifes...
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x3
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So don't click on the topic 8)

/edit: you couldn't know what the topic was about I see now :)
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You ruined my chance for ownage :lol:
 
Hammond's wife is with him in the, "Should I Worry About Drinking?"
 
clarkson's wife sounds the most interesting to me, she IS his manager. :thumbsup:
 
Jostyrostelli said:
jensked said:
Jostyrostelli said:
Renesis said:
Seriously who gives a shit? I could care less about their wifes...
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x3
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So don't click on the topic 8)

/edit: you couldn't know what the topic was about I see now :)
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You ruined my chance for ownage :lol:
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want me to edit out his edit? :lol:
 
Renesis said:
Jostyrostelli said:
jensked said:
Jostyrostelli said:
Renesis said:
Seriously who gives a shit? I could care less about their wifes...
Click to expand...

x3
Click to expand...

So don't click on the topic 8)

/edit: you couldn't know what the topic was about I see now :)
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You ruined my chance for ownage :lol:
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want me to edit out his edit? :lol:
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yeah and delete these 2 posts :lol: :thumbsup:
 
Girlfriends are like rental cars. They come and go. You almost always dispose of them, but some people end up buying their rental cars if they fall in love with it.

Wives are like a car purchase. It's a big investment. Most people are reluctant in trading it in unless it has a real problem. Once you earn more money, you will want to trade your depreciated car in for a brand new 2006 model. You only own a car that you can afford.

So, James is being smart by not bringing up his rental car. Chances are that he will have a different one by this year's end. He doesn't want to sound as if he's bragging a rental car. I'm sure he'll make it public when he make that purchase.
 
Z Draci said:
Girlfriends are like rental cars. They come and go. You almost always dispose of them, but some people end up buying their rental cars if they fall in love with it.
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You also have no idea who's used them before, most have been smoked in, they go through a lot of wear and tear and get dinged up easily by complete strangers, and end up with saggy suspensions and bottom out right when you don't need them to. Oh, and they don't come heavily optioned, and you'll have to live with that. Or spend lots of money otherwise to upgrade it.
 
you guys forgot the fiance..
they are like a lease, you like the drive, and try it out for a couple of years, and you have the option to buy it out at the end :lol:
 
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