Jeremy Clarkson finally sells his car !

Ramseus

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Guys! Guys! Did you hear! Ponda just revealed the most revolutionary new product at the Parimordial floater show. They're calling it, and I hope I spell this right, "legs." I doubt they'll ever reach production, but my god they're good looking.
 

robybobey

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Guys, I've just seen this guy walking around, then he just flew up into the clouds? Anybody seen or heard of him before? I think his name is Jebus or Jesus or something:

 

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Did you hear, there's a new horseless carriage called the Model T from a guy named Ford. I doubt it would be a success though. All the other ones aren't.
 
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I just had a deeply personal experience this morning.


I looked up at the sky, and (this is deeply harrowing for me to admit) it was blue. I simply didn't know what to do with myself after that...
 

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I just had a deeply personal experience this morning.


I looked up at the sky, and (this is deeply harrowing for me to admit) it was blue. I simply didn't know what to do with myself after that...
That's a coincidence.

We had a blue sky yesterday. A group of locals were throwing rocks and mammoth bones at a strange bright orb in the sky.
 
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