Jokes for the BMW M3 like the Chuck Norris ones

Koppel

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Can any of you come up with good jokes about how great the BMW M3 is (you an probably apply these later to any kind of car) just as was done with Chuck Norris.
 

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Can any of you come up with good jokes about how great the BMW M3 is (you an probably apply these later to any kind of car) just as was done with Chuck Norris.

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There is no chin under the BMW M3's Beard. There is only another fist.
Guns don't kill people. The BMW M3 kills People.
The BMW M3 drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

...nope, not feeling it.
 

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Chuck is selling religion on TV....say it ain't so.
Anyway the proper hero of the new jokes would be the (dare I?)...Corvette.
Something like Corvette can turn back time when doing a smoking start...
Corvette can jump over himalaya and evil kanievil(whatever) at the same time using only leaf springs....
BMW M3 is just boring.
 

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Since when is the total gym considered religion?
 
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Can any of you come up with good jokes about how great the BMW M3 is (you an probably apply these later to any kind of car) just as was done with Chuck Norris.

There is no chin under the BMW M3's Beard. There is only another fist.
Guns don't kill people. The BMW M3 kills People.
The BMW M3 drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.


Koppel... you couldn't have done that^? o_O
 

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I'd rather write these jokes about supped-up dragster pickup trucks. Now THAT would be funny.

The M3 is designed by germans ... it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be working as per specifications. :)
 
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