Kill a dream

ashspet

Nothing to see here, move along people!
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Granted. For numerous reasons. And because of those reasons, that wish I am granting.

I wish that I was smarter
 

LP

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Granted you are just slightly smarter than the mentally deficient kids at that one school. You know the one.

I wish my shins would stop aching.
 

ashspet

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Granted. They are now gone. You have nothing below the hip.

I wish I could find the fortitude to hold my tongue today
 

LP

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No!

I wish I could eradicate all memory of and negative impacts to my soul and character by my ex-girlfriend FFS.
 

ashspet

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Granted. You lose all the good stuff too.

I wish that the weather was less rainy
 

LP

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Granted, it's hailing, bigguns. And they're spiky.

I wish we were permitted an hour or 2 hour nap at work.
 

shellygrrl

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Granted. Have some snow and subzero weather instead.

I wish people would stop getting ready for Christmas so damn early.
 

ashspet

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Granted. It's now off the calendar for good. No Yuletide cheer for anyone!

I wish that I wasn't such a chickenshit flyer (though the turbulance wasn't too bad thank heavens)
 

ashspet

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Granted. No more forums for you. They are time suckers

I wish that I had a clue of where I had to be
 

ashspet

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Granted. But now your arms are wings and you have no hands. Your feet and legs are also gone, so you have to take off and land backwards on your butt.

I wish that there was less day to get through
 

ashspet

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Granted. You are now able to flip pages of a book!

I wish that I had finished my jobs for today.
 

Lightning Count

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Granhted, but your boss gives you a new job, one that is much more difficult.

I wish there was a handsome man, who is feeling horny in ash's bed waiting to pounce and ravish her.
 

Lightning Count

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Granted but like It's a Wonderful Life, a guardian angel comes to Earth, he shows you just how much you not being there affects your family and friends, so change your mind.

I was Paperbiro had not changed the wish I made for ash.
 

PaperBiro

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Granted. You're still Edward Cullen.

I wish I somewhere else, having the time of my life.
 
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