Kill a dream

Granted, but your plane is delayed by 10 hours, you lose all of your luggage, someone steals your money and passport, oh yeah and you catch malaria and end up in hospital for most of your holiday.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
 
Granted. Bicycle pump not included. (P.S. internet dating, assuming that was a serious "wish"?)

I wish my new guitar teacher wasn't a Bon Jovi fan, it's kind of embarrassing.
 
Granted. He's a massive Bon Iver fan instead. For a guitar teacher, that's more embarrassing.

I wish it was the 60s.
 
Granted. It's 65. That's only about 18oC though. Not so warm. (What? Wrong 60s? :angel:)

I wish people would be more precise with their wishes :D
 
Granted. Their wishes are now 17-page dossiers containing about 10000 words.

I wish that I was living in the 1960s. (Happy now :p)
 
Granted. Instead he decided to protest against you which included chaining himself to you for 18 weeks straight.

I wish that I hadn't had that thought
 
Granted. He chained you to me intead. Much worse. Much worse. For you :wicked:

I wish my V "key" (which actually no longer exists) didn't require half a dozen presses to get a letter.
 
Granted. Now only your V key works. The rest are for decorative purposes only.

I wish I always had enough money for whatever I wanted.
 
:lmao:

I wish I had a new desktop computer with dual screens
 
:lmao:

I wish I had a new desktop computer with dual screens


Granted. You have a netbook with 4 netbook sized screens attached

I wish bugs didn't exist.
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Granted. You are now starving and smelling dead animals because none of the plants have been pollinated and the detritus around is not been consumed as efficiently.

I wish that the day had stayed nice.
 
Granted. But hey, that was over a week ago and it's been crap ever since. Oh, and hey, the outlook for the next week isn't so great either.

I wish the day was over already, I need my sleeeeeeep.
 
It is... in the island nation of Kiribati. :p

I wish I was social.
 
Granted. But tomorrow is going to be 1000000000000 hours long.

I wish that my magic wand worked
 
Granted, but every spell you cast backfires.

I wish the rain would stop.
 
Granted. It is now 50oC with no end of the heatwave in sight.

I wish that I would find the genie and be granted 3 wishes.
 
Granted. This genie corrupts all your wishes as per the spirit of this thread.

I wish I was eloquent and confident in my speech.
 
Granted. Now you unable to stop talking about the most inane topics.

I wish I was warmer
 
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