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NoNeedForAChestWig

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:)roflmao: Not able to +rep you at the moment, ashspet, but I would have - that really tickled my ribs!)

Granted. You are a zombie and can think of nothing else but brains.

I wish I had a fast car to get away from the zombie.
 

ashspet

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Granted. But it's out of petrol and has 4 flat tyres and is on fire.

I wish that I had the ability to teleport
 

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Granted. At the rate of an an atom per hour.

I wish I had a family who actually know more about stuff than I do.
 

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Granted. But the "stuff" they know more about than you is neonaticide, filicide, patricide, and matricide.

I wish some people weren't such numpties.
 

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Granted. But like HG Wells, it stays in place, and you end up in a prehistoric volcano.

I wish that all weekends were 4 days long
 

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Granted. 2 years old. You have to do school all over again.

I wish I was taller.
 

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Granted. You have mounds and mounds of manure. You have a wealth of fertilizer

I wish I wasn't tired
 

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Granted. But as the story goes, they are made of wax and feathers. But you never even get off the ground.

I wish I could find the genie in the bottle.
 

NoNeedForAChestWig

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Granted. And when you rub his bottle, he gives himself three wishes, 'cos he's a selfish genie.

I wish I had the rest of the day off, I'm completely pissed off with today already.
 

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Absolutely granted. But a huge chocolate cake lands on you and you have to eat your way out.

I wish that the dogs would clean up after themselves
 

NoNeedForAChestWig

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Mmmmmfff? Sorry. Mouth was full of chocolate cake.

Granted. And everyone laughs at them, walking around with their pooper scoopers. And the term "doggy bag" takes on a whole new meaning.

I wish this lingering cough would just gerorf moi land chest!
 

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Granted. It's now on your toes. People are now looking at you strangely and calling obscure government numbers because your feet are barking, literally.

I wish that I had an Aston Martin.
 

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Granted. You have an Aston Martin Cygnet and subsequently become a laughing stock wherever you go for spending ?40000 on a Toyota iQ.

I wish I had it made.
 

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Granted. You fall right off the edge. And find turtles, all the way down.

I wish that my foot didn't hurt.
 
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