Granted. You go to drop the anchor and accidentally bump the throttle that knocks you overboard. You can only watch as you slowly drown as your boat covers the mile to the beach, rams into the pier, and launches into the boathouse and shop. Your last view is of the fireball rising from the devastation
Granted. It's rusting out the front of your house. The neighbours are up in arms because it's an eyesore and dangerous, the council are fining you every day that you have it there, and you can't find anyone to take it away.