Kill a dream

KaJuN

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Granted, but they're all at level 40 or above and you're stuck on level 4.

I wish I had a holodeck.
 

Crazyjeeper

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Granted, but it only works for 2 seconds per day

I wish I had 1 trillion dollars.
 

FDaihatsu

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Granted, but as soon as you'll get them the dollar will enter "SUPER INFLATION" mode.

I wish people wouldn't be cabbage-heads and play my game without cheating stupidly (Ahem Ahem...:p)
 

LP

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Granted but I misread it and filled the world with peas.

I wish I had a Koenigsegg CCX.
 

Crazyjeeper

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Granted but the first time you drive it you will die in a fireball

I wish I had a vintage Aston Martin.
 

vikiradTG2007

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Granted, but you'll spend 23 hours of your day with your head buried in its unreliable inner workings.


I wish I could stay awake for the rest of my life without the need for any rest.
 

LP

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Granted, you wish for nothing and will thus receive nothing, no trickery needed.

Since you edited in a wish: Granted, but there is no more sun, so there's only eternal night.

I wish I had more noodles.
 
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thedguy

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Granted! But the criminal who ends up mugging you doesn't care and shoots you in the head.

I wish I had a Buick GNX.

Granted, but you get car jacked your first time driving it.

LurkerPatrol said:
Granted, you wish for nothing and will thus receive nothing, no trickery needed.

I wish I had more noodles.

Granted, but they are poisoned causing you to spend 8 hours a day on the toilet.

I wish Amy Adams was my sex slave.
 

Punisher Bass

He who drives a Buick
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Granted! But after having loads of unprotected sex with her, you find out she has some horrible STD that will cause your twig and berries to rot and fall off within 3 days.

I wish I had come up with this thread.
 

geeman

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Granted, but the thread dropped from page one without replys.

I wish I would win the jackpot in lottery.
 

Redliner

Y'all got any lamps?
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Granted! But after having loads of unprotected sex with her, you find out she has some horrible STD that will cause your twig and berries to rot and fall off within 3 days.

I wish I had come up with this thread.
Granted! But psdf would hijackit and fill it with innapropriate pictures and comments.

Granted, but the thread dropped from page one without replys.

I wish I would win the jackpot in lottery.

Granted! But you would found out communism broke out and you money is useless.



I wish I had a healing factor. (I admit, I am a nerd...)
 

Lupin_IV

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Granted, but it only accelerates natural healing processes by 1%.


I wish someone who actually believes in principles of the American Declaration of Independence and US Constitution could win the upcoming election.
 

IceBone

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Granted, but President Obama will be assassinated the next day.

I wish i hadn't just spilled yoghurt on my desk.
 

Punisher Bass

He who drives a Buick
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Granted! While you can find one anywhere, each one of them has been wrecked and is beyond repair.

I wish people would give my Buick the respect it deserves.
 

IceBone

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Granted, but it's immediatly taken away from you because you don't have a permit to own a boat.

I wish i hadn't just said that. <3 PB
 

Lupin_IV

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Granted, but now you've said something incoherent.


I wish more people would recognize the Pontiac Parisienne, so I wouldn't have to explain it so often.
 

Punisher Bass

He who drives a Buick
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Granted! But now everyone just mocks you right out instead of you having to tell them about it first.

I wish all Buick haters would die. :p
 
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