I wish whatever you asked and whatever I just said made sense and that my head didn't just explode leaving pieces of gray matter, blood, pus, and raspberry jam all over my laptop screen, my widescreen monitor, the walls, and my mentor's head.
Granted, but it's because you had a brain tumor that made you really smart but then turned your brain to mush from the inside out, instead of exploding.
I wish I didn't have to get a blood test tomorrow.
edit: I've just realized it's 5am already, so I wish I didn't have to get one in 6 hours.