Kill a dream

Granted, he returns to his sheep, contracts syphilis and subsequently comes to your house to visit.

I wish my i-pooed had a longer battery life and a larger disk space.
 
Granted, enjoy your cowon. :p

I wish Alok could come to the FG meet. :(
 
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Granted, but he can only stay for a second.

I wish I had more Hostess fruit pies. (Those things are insanely addicting)
 
Granted but the fruit pies..... are made from real hostesses :tvhorror:

I wish I could stop spamming the game forum
 
Grant but now you spam yourself with actualy meaty spam.

I wish I had a worthy wish that would come true and not be broken.
 
Granted, but something unrelated to the wish goes awry, causing problems in your life.

I wish I had a cleverer wish to wish.
 
Granted but your so called clever wish is to do some 79'ing and it actually comes true. :lol:


I wish I hadn't crushed your wish in that way, that was kind of mean on my part, you only wanted to be clever. :lol:
 
Granted it's been rule 36'd.

I wish whatever you asked and whatever I just said made sense and that my head didn't just explode leaving pieces of gray matter, blood, pus, and raspberry jam all over my laptop screen, my widescreen monitor, the walls, and my mentor's head.
 
Granted, but it's because you had a brain tumor that made you really smart but then turned your brain to mush from the inside out, instead of exploding.

I wish I didn't have to get a blood test tomorrow. :cry:
edit: I've just realized it's 5am already, so I wish I didn't have to get one in 6 hours.
 
Granted, but your truelove takes one instead. He contracts Eboli from a contaminated needle.

I wish I wasn't as good at crushing a woman's dreams (like the one above).
 
Granted. You're even better at it.

I wish I had pants on right now...
 
Granted but the pig is still alive and it's a warthog with giant tusks and is extremely mad.

I wish I didn't have to shower already
 
Hmmm.....

Granted, you never shower again.... which makes you lose your job/girlfriend/anything else.

I wish I didn't have to take any sick days this week... or any other week.
 
Granted, you are no longer allowed to take any days off, be it for vacation or due to illness, under penalty of death by crocodile pit.

I wish I could lose 30 lbs in just a couple of days.
 
Granted, but now you are barred from eating.

I wish my legs would stop aching.
 
Granted, now everything except your legs are aching.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.
 
Granted, but you forget it just seconds away from posting it up here.

I wish I had an air conditioner in my room.
 
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