Kill a dream

mclarensmps

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Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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'11 KIA Forte Coupe
Granted, each day has the equivalent hours of 30 years, however, your body has changed such that you can only sleep at night, which is... 30 years away!

I wish 30 years would come sooner.
 

vegasrebel29

Suckin' dic* bought this title
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Las Vegas
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Chevrolet Silverado
Granted, but the effects of steroids will lead to your death by toast on the day.

I wish I had a new CTS-V RIGHT NOW. I mean, powahhhhhh...
 

LP

Your Brown Banana for Scale
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206 HP N/A washing machine
Granted, but it has no windows, no doors, no seats, no steering wheel, no pedals, only a shell and a mouse on a wheel for an engine, and most importantly.... no AC :eek:!

I wish the idiots that designed this site didn't leave me with a huge poopy mess to take care of.
 

La Chaton

Not A Dude
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New York State, USA
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Umm.. the imaginary one in my mind
Granted, but they did leave you with syphilis.

I wish my medicine didn't make me feel so sick. :puke:
 

NecroJoe

Stool Chef
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2015 Mazda 3 S GT, 2015 VW e-Golf
It doesn't, but it makes you impotent, bald, and your sweat smells of old onions.

I wish I had a better life.
 

PaperBiro

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Granted, they replace it all with an irritant substance.

I wish for world peace.
 

Yaco

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New York State where there are trees and farms.
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No cars at this time but...
Granted, but you will die just before.... in a world war.

I wish this internet package was faster and had nothing in the contract about using servers. Grrr.
 

Crazyjeeper

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Dallas, TX
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F150, CJ7, Mustang GT, Tenere, Griso
Granted, your 14.4k has been upgraded to 28.8.

I wish my wired internet was on.
 

Davetouch

is un-Stoppable
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Longbridge, Birminghamland
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'00 9-3 2.0 Turbo Vert, Various MGs, '99 Ringoo
Granted, have some sunstroke instead!

I wish that I get the job at Sainsburys!
 

vikiradTG2007

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The country UKIP is scared of
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Working on it
Granted, you get the job and then spend the rest of your life packaging crap before it goes on the shelves.



I wish my holiday would last long after Sept 15th.
 

PaperBiro

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Granted, you stay in Oxfordshire for the rest of your life.

I wish it wasn't so cold outside.
 

IceBone

Blue Wheel Hipster
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Slovenistan
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Audi A5 Quattro
Granted, it is now so hot, your sneakers melt on the melting asphalt.

I wish i could have a cold beer now.
 

Adunaphel

KLAUWD
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IceBone

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Granted, but it's mono @ whisper level.

I wish i was immune to cyanide.
 

PaperBiro

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Granted, you now have an allergy to beer.

I wish I was Stephen Hawking.
 

IceBone

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Granted, but your touch-to-speech gizmo breaks and you're the only one smart enough to fix it, but you can't...

I wish Halo 3 were out for pc and didn't suck.
 

Cryptopygia

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The Eastern state where you can't fill your tank
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Whichever car is still working
Granted, but no computer at the time can run it, nor can any future computers for a few years.

I wish I had more hard drive space.
 
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