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IceBone

Blue Wheel Hipster
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Slovenistan
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Audi A5 Quattro
Granted, but now you're alone on the entire world.

I wish the iPhone could be safely unlocked and made a mass storage class device, so i can get one.
 

BlaRo

Little Nudger
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Brooklyn
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Moto Guzzi V7 Special, Saab 900 Turbo
Yeah, but it will only be restricted to North America.

I wish I could throw tomatoes at La Tomatina.
 

IceBone

Blue Wheel Hipster
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Slovenistan
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Granted, but you're trampled to death by tomato crazed Spaniards.

I wish i didn't have problems waking up in the morning.
 

Crazyjeeper

NickGyver
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F150, CJ7, Mustang GT, Tenere, Griso
Granted but now you can't go to bed after 6:30pm

I wish I didn't have to outline my econ book
 

BlaRo

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Granted, but you fail the class, drop out of school, live on the street, and are reduced to giving BJs for crack. And IceBone's one of your customers. :p

I wish I could get away with saying stuff like that more often.
 

Crazyjeeper

NickGyver
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Granted but only on your own private forum that nobody else can view.

I wish my laptop got colder as I used it more.
 

thedguy

rides with Rebecca Black.. in the back
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Granted but only on your own private forum that nobody else can view.

I wish my laptop got colder as I used it more.

Granted, but it cools so fast you have frost bitten your johnson.

I wish there were better shows on TV.
 

Crazyjeeper

NickGyver
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Granted, but they aren't shown the US and there is no internet to get them from.

I wish that my room was soundproof.
 

BlaRo

Little Nudger
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Brooklyn
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Granted! Fireproof, though, that's another story...

I wish I could never have to do homework again.
 

Crazyjeeper

NickGyver
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Granted but you drop out of school, live on the street, and are reduced to giving BJs for crack. And IceBone's one of your customers. (yes, I did just do that :evil:)

I wish I wasn't so clever.
 

Lupin_IV

Well-Known Member
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about 10 miles north of Carlisle, PA
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'84 Pontiac Parisienne, '93 Chevy Caprice
Granted, but now the door has jammed, sealing you inside.


I wish the ignoramuses who refer to the vehicles used in stock car racing as "nascars" would realize they should keep their mouths shut instead of sounding like fools.
 

Crazyjeeper

NickGyver
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Granted, but now the door has jammed, sealing you inside.


I wish the ignoramuses who refer to the vehicles used in stock car racing as "nascars" would realize they should keep their mouths shut instead of sounding like fools.

Granted but now they don't say it out loud, its telepathically transmitted into your brain.

I wish I didn't have to sleep 12 hours to feel rested.
 

thedguy

rides with Rebecca Black.. in the back
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(OO=[][]=OO)
I wish people would give my Buick the respect it deserves.

Granted, and it's turned into a rusting AMC Gremlin.

Granted! Now you need to sleep 49 hours.

I wish all politicians were replaced with competent people for the jobs.

Granted! Unfortunately the result of hell freezing over has caused the politicians to escape and take their jobs back.

I wish environmentalists came to their senses and realized that the car is no longer the source of all the worlds problems and to find a new target.
 

vegasrebel29

Suckin' dic* bought this title
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Las Vegas
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Chevrolet Silverado
Granted, but they find a new target: YOU.

I wish Doctor Who were real life.
 

IceBone

Blue Wheel Hipster
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Location
Slovenistan
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Audi A5 Quattro
Granted, but in reality, it's just a glow in the dark dildo.

I wish our central heating pump would stop making such a racket. It's keeping me up at night! >_<
 

thedguy

rides with Rebecca Black.. in the back
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Granted, but in reality, it's just a glow in the dark dildo.

I wish our central heating pump would stop making such a racket. It's keeping me up at night! >_<

Granted. It promptly blows up taking the house and your Mitsubishi with it.
 
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