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Kill a dream

Granted, but now you're alone on the entire world.

I wish the iPhone could be safely unlocked and made a mass storage class device, so i can get one.
 
Yeah, but it will only be restricted to North America.

I wish I could throw tomatoes at La Tomatina.
 
Granted, but you're trampled to death by tomato crazed Spaniards.

I wish i didn't have problems waking up in the morning.
 
Granted but now you can't go to bed after 6:30pm

I wish I didn't have to outline my econ book
 
Granted, but you fail the class, drop out of school, live on the street, and are reduced to giving BJs for crack. And IceBone's one of your customers. :p

I wish I could get away with saying stuff like that more often.
 
Granted but only on your own private forum that nobody else can view.

I wish my laptop got colder as I used it more.
 
Granted, but they aren't shown the US and there is no internet to get them from.

I wish that my room was soundproof.
 
Granted! Fireproof, though, that's another story...

I wish I could never have to do homework again.
 
Granted but you drop out of school, live on the street, and are reduced to giving BJs for crack. And IceBone's one of your customers. (yes, I did just do that :evil:)

I wish I wasn't so clever.
 
Granted, but now the door has jammed, sealing you inside.


I wish the ignoramuses who refer to the vehicles used in stock car racing as "nascars" would realize they should keep their mouths shut instead of sounding like fools.
 
Lupin_IV said:
Granted, but now the door has jammed, sealing you inside.


I wish the ignoramuses who refer to the vehicles used in stock car racing as "nascars" would realize they should keep their mouths shut instead of sounding like fools.
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Granted but now they don't say it out loud, its telepathically transmitted into your brain.

I wish I didn't have to sleep 12 hours to feel rested.
 
Granted! Now you need to sleep 49 hours.

I wish all politicians were replaced with competent people for the jobs.
 
Punisher Bass said:
I wish people would give my Buick the respect it deserves.
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Granted, and it's turned into a rusting AMC Gremlin.

American TG Man said:
Granted! Now you need to sleep 49 hours.

I wish all politicians were replaced with competent people for the jobs.
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Granted! Unfortunately the result of hell freezing over has caused the politicians to escape and take their jobs back.

I wish environmentalists came to their senses and realized that the car is no longer the source of all the worlds problems and to find a new target.
 
Granted, but they find a new target: YOU.

I wish Doctor Who were real life.
 
Granted, but in reality, it's just a glow in the dark dildo.

I wish our central heating pump would stop making such a racket. It's keeping me up at night! >_<
 
IceBone said:
Granted, but in reality, it's just a glow in the dark dildo.

I wish our central heating pump would stop making such a racket. It's keeping me up at night! >_<
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Granted. It promptly blows up taking the house and your Mitsubishi with it.
 
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