Kill a dream

nist7

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Well you violated the rules but...

Granted, but you die from a heart attack an hour before it airs.

Well.....if you made a wish I would've sabotaged it!

I wish thedguy would make a wish in his next post instead of just sabotaging.

:p
 

thedguy

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Well.....if you made a wish I would've sabotaged it!

I wish thedguy would make a wish in his next post instead of just sabotaging.

:p

:wall: Didn't even realize that I didn't do it.

Granted, but since I already ruined 2 wishes without making one I get to skip ruining yours ;)

I wish more women dressed up like 50's pin-ups.
 

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Granted, but they're also 50. :yucky:

I wish I would completely win at LeMons with a SAAB that I picked up for free.
 

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Granted, but only because everybody else drops out due to mechanical failures and you only manage 3 laps.

I wish an unlimited amount of wishes from the "Make A Wish" foundation. :p
 

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^ Ahh, beaten by a minute! HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW, LOOSUR?!!! :tease:

Granted, but only because everybody else drops out due to mechanical failures and you only manage 3 laps.

I wish an unlimited amount of wishes from the "Make A Wish" foundation. :p
Yeah, but the guilt of all the poor suffering little children affects you so deeply that you aren't able to function as a human being anymore and become insane.

I wish I had a giant chicken bacon ranch pizza in front of me right now.
 

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Granted, but the ranch is laced with laxatives.

I wish we had Coke with sugar, not aspartame in Slovenia.
 

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Wish granted. But the sugar increases the intensity of the "coke", and you asplode. Aww.



I wish that I could download stuff at 1000000 kb/s
 
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nist7

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Granted, but the ranch is laced with laxatives.

I wish we had Coke with sugar, not aspartame in Slovenia.

Granted, but the price for Coke becomes 100 times more expensive.

I wish women wouldn't say yes when they meant no.
 

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Granted, all the women now say NO to you.

I wish i was a crewmember of the NCC-1701 Enterprise-D (galaxy class), and not one of those token "red shirts" that gets killed (even though this isn't the correct show, but there are "red shirts" in ST).
 

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Granted! But you get your brains sucked out by an alien race anyway.

I wish there weren't silly wishes like that.
 

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Granted! But you get your brains sucked out by an alien race anyway.

I wish there weren't silly wishes like that.

Granted, but now you're forced to listen to 3 hours of Nirvana boot leg mp3s.

I wish I had Wolverines powers and his adamantium skeleton and claws.
 

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Granted! But then Magneto comes along and tears your shit up.

I wish I could break into Jay Leno's garage and take any cars I wanted and get away with it.
 

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Granted! But then Magnito comes along and tears your shit up.

I wish I could break into Lay Leno's garage and take any cars I wanted and get away with it.

Granted, unfortunately I don't know who Lay Leno is so you're dropped into a garage at a Frito-lays factory and forced to live on a diet of non-fat lays potato chips (the ones that cause anal leakage).

I wish I had the ability to play all the drum/percussion parts from blue man groups songs myself.
 

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Granted, now you're a purple monster with 20 tentacles, shunned from western civilization and can only get decent money from acting in tentacle rape hentais.

I wish I didn't have to go to work in 2 hours.
 

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Granted! But after you fail miserably the only job you can get it working for Stomp.

i wis i wuz gud spelr.
 

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Granted! But after you fail miserably the only job you can get it working for Stomp.

i wis i wuz gud spelr.

Granted, you are now Spectre.


Granted, now you're a purple monster with 20 tentacles, shunned from western civilization and can only get decent money from acting in tentacle rape hentais.

I wish I didn't have to go to work in 2 hours.

Oh come on! That one is easy!

Granted, you have to be at work in 15 seconds.

I wish Missouri didn't suck so much.
 

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Granted, but it explodes.

(explode, the opposite of "suck")

I wish my bloody roommate wasn't such a prat.
 
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