Kill a dream

darkshark0159

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The wallet lasts longer, but the money inside doesn't last nearly as long.

I wish for a small rocket engine. (I need one for my youtube video)
 

PaperBiro

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Granted. It all goes horribly wrong and you end up like that kid that accidently shot himself whilst pretending to be a character from some computer game for a video on Youtube.

I wish for Gordon Brown's cat.
 

ashspet

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granted, but it's stuffed and mounted, by Gordon Brown

I wish I had better ideas for presents.
 

xicedlovexoxo

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Granted, you have better ideas than Santa Claus...so he kidnaps you and forces you into slave labor for him.

I wish I would stop doing that.
 

ashspet

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granted, you now start doing this.

I wish the willing lotto ticket was in my wallet
 

NecroJoe

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Granted. You got one. Too bad it's a "Hairy and Drugged-up Transvestite"

I wish I had one more plug near my computer for this external drive.
 

IceBone

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Grnted, you're on the first seson of the new Beverly Hills 90210.

I wish I got my new keybord lredy.
 

xicedlovexoxo

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:lol: sorry, I lol'd when I noticed your "a" button isn't working - no wonder you wished for a new keyboard...

Granted, but every button but the "a" is broken.

I wish I didn't have to take medication that makes me pass out.
 

GTR

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Granted, but I got a red pill and a blue pill, you choose

I wish I can have someone as stunning as Leah Dizon for xmas... (if you don't know who she is, look her up on google or something) <3
 

ashspet

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granted, but she's now your mother

I wish it wasn't quite so hot
 

PaperBiro

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Granted, you're even hotter. (Unless if you mean hot by the other sense of the term, in that case, that's just vain)

I wish I could meet Lewis Hamilton.
 

ashspet

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(ha, temperature definately, not vanity)

Granted, but you get a head injury and have no memory of it

I wish this house had air conditioning
 

PaperBiro

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Granted, it breaks and you just wasted 900 quid.

I wish I was the Pope.
 

GTR

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granted, but you're now a poster idol in every nun's bedroom, aged 20 - 85

I wish I had something to wish about
 

GTR

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Granted, but you're now using a keyboard that types in old english

I wish my damn christmas turkey would cook faster
 

Eye-Q

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Granted, but that's a paradoxon so the world collapses instantly.

I wish my new keyboard-/mouse-combination would make less trouble but I still own it.
 
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