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BlaRo

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Granted, now it's only marginally sucky. (There's still Branson. And evangelists.)

I wish I could get lots of free stuff like DVDs and money and some bike parts.
 

jeffy777

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Granted, but the DVDs are episodes of Matlock, the money is from Monopoly, and the bike parts are shipped to you in crates tainted with Anthrax.

I wish I didn't have to work.....ever again.
 

BlaRo

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Granted! As you slowly starve to death because you've even run out of Easy-Mac and Cheeze-its.

I wish I had a cure for the Anthrax that Jeffy tainted my bike parts boxes with. :cry:
 

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Granted! As you slowly starve to death because you've even run out of Easy-Mac and Cheeze-its.

I wish I had a cure for the Anthrax that Jeffy tainted my bike parts boxes with. :cry:

Granted, but your Monopoly money wont help you buy the ingredients.

I wish I had a jet.
 

BlaRo

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Granted! But there's a leak in the fuel lines, the landing gear is stuck in place, and I think you know what happens next...

I wish my Monopoly money was real money and I could sell these Matlock DVDs on eBay. Also, I need to go to bed.
 

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Granted, you raise enough money to buy the cure, but the side effects include, but aren't limited to: impotence, oily anal discharge, and testicle shrinkage.

I wish I owned a tropical island.
 
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BlaRo

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Granted! But you eat some toxic fruit that eventually leads to impotence, oily anal discharge, and testicle shrinkage.

I wish I could go to bed instead of playing this ludicrous game.
 

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Granted, but now Korea develops Popsicle-stick technology and launches an offensive on the western world.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of legal US currency.
 

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Granted but its located at the center of the earth.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of chocolate milk
 

Gman333-X-ferrari

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Granted, except the milk is from a snake (venom) and the chocolate is the sweet sweet taste of hallucinogens (in the venom).

I wish I had a Ferrari F430.
 

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Granted.

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I wish Terry Pratchett didn't have early-onset Alzheimer's.
 
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IceBone

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Granted, he has full blown Alzheimers.

I wish my hair wasn't so unruly.
 

Adunaphel

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Granted, but i cathches fire the first time you use it and is reduced to a pile of ashes.

I wish the coffee machines at work gave decent coffee that doesn't taste like processed motor-oil.
 
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no, should i?
Stamps rate on my boring scale just below the nocturnal sexlife of amoeba.

Anyways, edited version:
Granted, but your house catches fire, burning to the ground with the stamp inside because you forgot to put it in a safe.

My wish remains the same, see above.
 

IceBone

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Granted, but it now also has the stubborn and annoying disposition of a frenchman.

I wish it snowed, it's bloody 17?C!
 

Gman333-X-ferrari

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no, should i?
Stamps rate on my boring scale just below the nocturnal sexlife of amoeba.

Anyways, edited version:
Granted, but your house catches fire, burning to the ground with the stamp inside because you forgot to put it in a safe.

My wish remains the same, see above.

I'm sorry, it's just that you notioned that I'd use the rarest stamp in the world which is just unfathomable.

Granted, but i cathches fire the first time you use it and is reduced to a pile of ashes.

But I get what you mean, so carry on 'yo!

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Granted, but it now also has the stubborn and annoying disposition of a frenchman.

I wish it snowed, it's bloody 17?C!


Granted, but it comes in the form of another Ice Age which demolishes your entire town under the crushing force of a massive glacier.

I wish I had a late-model Honda Magna, top of the range in pristine condition with a Corbin seat, saddlebags, nice pipes and a chrome accessories (and a charged battery).

Hey, I have things to do today and the car is in for service.
 
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