Cryptopygia Well-Known Member Joined Feb 19, 2007 Messages 3,606 Location The Eastern state where you can't fill your tank Car(s) Whichever car is still working Aug 9, 2009 #1,521 Granted, you die in your sleep. I wish for world peace.
LP Your Brown Banana for Scale DONOR Joined Apr 24, 2006 Messages 8,406 Location East-Timor, USA Car(s) 206 HP N/A washing machine Aug 9, 2009 #1,522 Granted, the world is now filled with peas I wish I had a giant burger with BBQ sauce and onion rings.
Granted, the world is now filled with peas I wish I had a giant burger with BBQ sauce and onion rings.
S snoro Active Member Joined Jun 28, 2009 Messages 398 Location Qu?bec,Qu?bec,Canada Car(s) 1995 850 turbo wagon with a schtick Aug 9, 2009 #1,523 Granted,you have now a tofu burger i wish i had a nice track bike
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Aug 10, 2009 #1,524 granted, pity it's a train track bike and you get squished by the 7.20 out of Eastern Townships (and excuse my ignorance of rail areas in Canada) I wish for better nails
granted, pity it's a train track bike and you get squished by the 7.20 out of Eastern Townships (and excuse my ignorance of rail areas in Canada) I wish for better nails
Blind_Io "Be The Match" Registered DONOR Joined Apr 5, 2006 Messages 24,221 Location Utah Car(s) See signature Aug 10, 2009 #1,525 Granted. You get pulled over and the police find a severed hand in your glove box. I wish for cooler weather.
Granted. You get pulled over and the police find a severed hand in your glove box. I wish for cooler weather.
Clockwerk Forum Addict Joined Apr 11, 2008 Messages 5,263 Location Awesomelahoma Aug 10, 2009 #1,526 Granted, but now the temperature is 0 kelvin, molecular energy is minimal and everything dies. I wish for football (Handegg if you prefer)season to arrive quicker.
Granted, but now the temperature is 0 kelvin, molecular energy is minimal and everything dies. I wish for football (Handegg if you prefer)season to arrive quicker.
LP Your Brown Banana for Scale DONOR Joined Apr 24, 2006 Messages 8,406 Location East-Timor, USA Car(s) 206 HP N/A washing machine Aug 10, 2009 #1,527 Granted, welcome to the NEL (National Egg League). I wish I could eat an ice cream without digestive repercussions
Granted, welcome to the NEL (National Egg League). I wish I could eat an ice cream without digestive repercussions
Bomber Active Member Joined Oct 15, 2008 Messages 139 Location Adelaide, Australia Aug 11, 2009 #1,528 Granted, but you soon discover that you're diabetic. I wish I lived on a rural-sized property in suburbia with no immediate neighbours (such places exist!).
Granted, but you soon discover that you're diabetic. I wish I lived on a rural-sized property in suburbia with no immediate neighbours (such places exist!).
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Aug 12, 2009 #1,529 granted, but you discover you suffer severe hayfever from phalaris grass and it is growing all over your property and resists all attempts at control or removal. I wish for feet that aren't hurting
granted, but you discover you suffer severe hayfever from phalaris grass and it is growing all over your property and resists all attempts at control or removal. I wish for feet that aren't hurting
Gingertom Well-Known Member Joined Jun 24, 2009 Messages 1,867 Location Southampton Car(s) '04 Skoda Octavia vRS Aug 12, 2009 #1,530 Granted, you no longer have feet. I wish I hadn't just spilled my coffee.
ashspet Nothing to see here, move along people! DONOR Joined Nov 1, 2007 Messages 10,496 Location Oz Aug 12, 2009 #1,531 granted. You accidentally fell into it instead. Boiling hot coffee which is for some reason in your bath tub. You skin is now starting to peel off! I wish for fields of green and red roses
granted. You accidentally fell into it instead. Boiling hot coffee which is for some reason in your bath tub. You skin is now starting to peel off! I wish for fields of green and red roses
LP Your Brown Banana for Scale DONOR Joined Apr 24, 2006 Messages 8,406 Location East-Timor, USA Car(s) 206 HP N/A washing machine Aug 12, 2009 #1,532 Granted, here is your half salad of field greens with designs of red roses on the bowl's porcelain lining. I wish I could fly.
Granted, here is your half salad of field greens with designs of red roses on the bowl's porcelain lining. I wish I could fly.
Blind_Io "Be The Match" Registered DONOR Joined Apr 5, 2006 Messages 24,221 Location Utah Car(s) See signature Aug 12, 2009 #1,533 Granted, you are intercepted by F-16s, escorted to a secure facility and dissected. I wish liquor was cheaper.
Granted, you are intercepted by F-16s, escorted to a secure facility and dissected. I wish liquor was cheaper.
Clockwerk Forum Addict Joined Apr 11, 2008 Messages 5,263 Location Awesomelahoma Aug 13, 2009 #1,534 Granted, but because of the new affordable prices you become a degenerate drunk. I wish Big Brother wasn't watching me.
Granted, but because of the new affordable prices you become a degenerate drunk. I wish Big Brother wasn't watching me.
Blind_Io "Be The Match" Registered DONOR Joined Apr 5, 2006 Messages 24,221 Location Utah Car(s) See signature Aug 14, 2009 #1,535 Granted, you live in a shack in Montana. I wish I wasn't a degenerate drunk.
argatoga Can't Start His Wank Joined Oct 4, 2005 Messages 18,200 Location Zagreb Car(s) '08 Pontiac Solstice GXP Aug 14, 2009 #1,536 Granted, but once sober you'd be able to reach your full potential and become the next Hitler. I wish I had a Jack and Coke right now.
Granted, but once sober you'd be able to reach your full potential and become the next Hitler. I wish I had a Jack and Coke right now.
LP Your Brown Banana for Scale DONOR Joined Apr 24, 2006 Messages 8,406 Location East-Timor, USA Car(s) 206 HP N/A washing machine Aug 14, 2009 #1,537 Granted, here is Jack the Ripper and a mountain of cocaine. Have at it! I wish I could eat the cheese pizzas at the hospital cafeteria without feeling guilty or gaseous
Granted, here is Jack the Ripper and a mountain of cocaine. Have at it! I wish I could eat the cheese pizzas at the hospital cafeteria without feeling guilty or gaseous
Clockwerk Forum Addict Joined Apr 11, 2008 Messages 5,263 Location Awesomelahoma Aug 14, 2009 #1,538 Granted, no gas our guilt but there is a heavy dose of E.Coli I wish I could be a freshman in college again.
Granted, no gas our guilt but there is a heavy dose of E.Coli I wish I could be a freshman in college again.
argatoga Can't Start His Wank Joined Oct 4, 2005 Messages 18,200 Location Zagreb Car(s) '08 Pontiac Solstice GXP Aug 15, 2009 #1,539 Granted but you would be attending DeVry. I wish I could unwatch Gone with the Wind.
Buffy_09 Well-Known Member Joined Jan 23, 2009 Messages 2,251 Location Limerick, Ireland Aug 15, 2009 #1,540 Granted, but the Hannah Montana movie will be implanted in your mind forever I wish I had perfect teeth and didn't have to wear a retainer anymore.
Granted, but the Hannah Montana movie will be implanted in your mind forever I wish I had perfect teeth and didn't have to wear a retainer anymore.