Granted. You are walking down the street when a Morris Marina passes a little too close to you and you accidentally get caught in the resulting accident when Careless Air, coincedentally transporting a piano at the time, has a mishap resulting in the aforesaid Morris Marina being crushed by the aforeindicated piano. The result is a broken leg, some minor upper torso bruising, a non-serious but slightly bleeding head laceration and some splinters in unmentionable places. As a result, you are now confined to the couch, cannot go to work and now goof off all day.
granted. Your shest freezer is now full of CHERRY-cola, making the largest cola popsicle in the northern hemisphere. You realise that the roast that you promised to cook for dinner is located at the bottom of the freezer and you need to get to it ASAP. You now have to lick your way to the bottom of the freezer.
I wish for the old-type smarties (not the new animal friendly ones)
Granted, but the Snickers bar carries a terrrrible curse. (that's bad)
But it comes with a free Frogurt! (that's good!)
The Frogurt is also cursed. (that's bad)
But it comes with your choice of sprinkles! (that's good!)
The sprinkles contain Sodium Benzoate.
.... that's bad.
I wish I had a better way to kill that last dream.
granted. You are issued with a 'Dream Killer' bazooka (patent pending). With the flick of a switch, it automatically zeros in on the nearest dream and destroys all molecules associated with said dream. Unfortunately, it backfires and destroys all your dreams.
granted. You are now waiting and waiting and waiting. The spiders move in and cover you in cobwebs, the dust settles and makes you sneeze uncontrollably and no one wants to go near you. As you age, your brain cells die at an alarming rate and you are unemployable. In the end, you are in the gutter watching the world pass you by.
granted. You drop it instead and cut your foot open. It then gets gangrene and you end up having a below the knee amputation. Unfortunately the surgeon screws it up, and you finally end up with an above the knee amputation....of both legs.