Granted. You are walking down the street when a Morris Marina passes a little too close to you and you accidentally get caught in the resulting accident when Careless Air, coincedentally transporting a piano at the time, has a mishap resulting in the aforesaid Morris Marina being crushed by the aforeindicated piano. The result is a broken leg, some minor upper torso bruising, a non-serious but slightly bleeding head laceration and some splinters in unmentionable places. As a result, you are now confined to the couch, cannot go to work and now goof off all day.
I wish that I could have 'some' today...