Kill a dream

Granted, each day has the equivalent hours of 30 years, however, your body has changed such that you can only sleep at night, which is... 30 years away!

I wish 30 years would come sooner.
 
Granted, but the effects of steroids will lead to your death by toast on the day.

I wish I had a new CTS-V RIGHT NOW. I mean, powahhhhhh...
 
Granted, but it has no windows, no doors, no seats, no steering wheel, no pedals, only a shell and a mouse on a wheel for an engine, and most importantly.... no AC :eek:!

I wish the idiots that designed this site didn't leave me with a huge poopy mess to take care of.
 
Granted, but they did leave you with syphilis.

I wish my medicine didn't make me feel so sick. :puke:
 
It doesn't, but it makes you impotent, bald, and your sweat smells of old onions.

I wish I had a better life.
 
Granted, they replace it all with an irritant substance.

I wish for world peace.
 
Granted, but you will die just before.... in a world war.

I wish this internet package was faster and had nothing in the contract about using servers. Grrr.
 
Granted, your 14.4k has been upgraded to 28.8.

I wish my wired internet was on.
 
Granted, have some sunstroke instead!

I wish that I get the job at Sainsburys!
 
Granted, you get the job and then spend the rest of your life packaging crap before it goes on the shelves.



I wish my holiday would last long after Sept 15th.
 
Granted, you stay in Oxfordshire for the rest of your life.

I wish it wasn't so cold outside.
 
Granted, it is now so hot, your sneakers melt on the melting asphalt.

I wish i could have a cold beer now.
 
Granted, but it's mono @ whisper level.

I wish i was immune to cyanide.
 
Granted, you now have an allergy to beer.

I wish I was Stephen Hawking.
 
Granted, but your touch-to-speech gizmo breaks and you're the only one smart enough to fix it, but you can't...

I wish Halo 3 were out for pc and didn't suck.
 
Granted, but no computer at the time can run it, nor can any future computers for a few years.

I wish I had more hard drive space.
 
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