Kill a dream

True, now you can neither read or write and as such make anymore wishes.

I wish i had managed to keep my mouth shut at times in the past.
 
Granted. You have been born with lockjaw.

I wish I had awesome superpowers.
 
Granted. You have the power to turn into a twig.

I wish I was awesome.
 
Granted, everyone will talk about you but no one will recognise you.

I wsh i was the Doctor.
 
Granted. You now have lots of girls chasing you and you never get any peace :p

I wish I was wealthy enough that I didn't have to work
 
Granted, except you are kept busy 24/7 and unable to sleep.

I wish i didn't have to go to work this morning.
 
Granted. Absolutely granting that one

I wish I could ignore some people
 
Granted, you are now deaf, blind and dumb.

I wish my classmates weren't such douchebags.
 
Granted. Now you don't have to go to college any more and have a great job. Inevitably, all your colleagues are douchebags.

I wish I hadn't missed my train this morning, meaning I missed the tram, meaning I missed the bus, meaning I was later for work, meaning I have to stay later than I want (which was only about 30 minutes after I arrived anyway).
 
Granted, you didn't miss the train, but the train arrived late and you will still subsequently late over the other methods of transport.

I wish i didn't bother with #gear at times.
 
Granted, but you get the body of the car but no engine inside.

I wish the Daily Mail would bugger off and get lost.
 
Granted. But then it is unearthed from a shallow grave by construction workers and becomes more popular than ever.

I wish the work tracking system fucking worked!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Granted. You are now wide awake and in serious pain.

I wish I had better everything.
 
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