Kill a dream

Granted. You now have better nightmares.

I wish endorphins came in bottles.
 
Granted, but you must sell your soul to get one

I wish that today would go smoothly
 
I wish jedd had made a wish
 
Granted, but it was for you to do dirty things with him, and with no way out.

I wish I had more money*.

/*It's all about the mon-AAYYYY! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY!
 
Granted. In fact your house is filled with it. So tightly that you can't even get a finger in to get a hold of any of it.

I wish ashspet would stop breaking FG.
 
Granted. May the deity of your choice bless Packet Collision!

I wish that I had better technique
 
Granted :hug:

I wish that it wasn't flu season
 
Granted, it is now hunting season, but you live in a deranged alternate reality where peope are hunted.

I wish I had something to eat.
 
Granted. One serve of monkey brains coming up.

I wish that the yoghurt had honey in it.
 
Granted, but you become Nicolas Cage in The Wicker Man, and the honey attracts bees.

I wish I wasn't tired.
 
Granted. You are now a jumping bean and can never stop

I wish this bed were bigger, I need a cool spot!
 
Granted. Welcome to your Reliant Robin, with only two working wheels.

I wish that I didn't need sleep
 
Granted. But whatever it is that's made you tired will be doubled and you'll suffer even more later.

I wish I had some hot buttered toast and a nice cup of tea :drool:
 
Granted. The toast is mouldy and the tea is rancid, and the prison warden standing over you makes you consume it.

I wish that it was just easier.
 
Granted. But the cop pulls you over and you lose your licence, and this makes you late to the shops where 1 million people have decided to go because they don't believe they can survive a day without shopping. And you never escape.

I wish that I had a warmer room.
 
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