Kill a dream

Well you violated the rules but...

Granted, but you die from a heart attack an hour before it airs.

Well.....if you made a wish I would've sabotaged it!

I wish thedguy would make a wish in his next post instead of just sabotaging.

:p
 
Well.....if you made a wish I would've sabotaged it!

I wish thedguy would make a wish in his next post instead of just sabotaging.

:p

:wall: Didn't even realize that I didn't do it.

Granted, but since I already ruined 2 wishes without making one I get to skip ruining yours ;)

I wish more women dressed up like 50's pin-ups.
 
Granted, but they're also 50. :yucky:

I wish I would completely win at LeMons with a SAAB that I picked up for free.
 
Granted, but only because everybody else drops out due to mechanical failures and you only manage 3 laps.

I wish an unlimited amount of wishes from the "Make A Wish" foundation. :p
 
^ Ahh, beaten by a minute! HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW, LOOSUR?!!! :tease:

Granted, but only because everybody else drops out due to mechanical failures and you only manage 3 laps.

I wish an unlimited amount of wishes from the "Make A Wish" foundation. :p
Yeah, but the guilt of all the poor suffering little children affects you so deeply that you aren't able to function as a human being anymore and become insane.

I wish I had a giant chicken bacon ranch pizza in front of me right now.
 
Granted, but the ranch is laced with laxatives.

I wish we had Coke with sugar, not aspartame in Slovenia.
 
Wish granted. But the sugar increases the intensity of the "coke", and you asplode. Aww.



I wish that I could download stuff at 1000000 kb/s
 
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Granted, but the ranch is laced with laxatives.

I wish we had Coke with sugar, not aspartame in Slovenia.

Granted, but the price for Coke becomes 100 times more expensive.

I wish women wouldn't say yes when they meant no.
 
Granted, all the women now say NO to you.

I wish i was a crewmember of the NCC-1701 Enterprise-D (galaxy class), and not one of those token "red shirts" that gets killed (even though this isn't the correct show, but there are "red shirts" in ST).
 
Granted! But you get your brains sucked out by an alien race anyway.

I wish there weren't silly wishes like that.
 
Granted! But you get your brains sucked out by an alien race anyway.

I wish there weren't silly wishes like that.

Granted, but now you're forced to listen to 3 hours of Nirvana boot leg mp3s.

I wish I had Wolverines powers and his adamantium skeleton and claws.
 
Granted! But then Magneto comes along and tears your shit up.

I wish I could break into Jay Leno's garage and take any cars I wanted and get away with it.
 
Granted! But then Magnito comes along and tears your shit up.

I wish I could break into Lay Leno's garage and take any cars I wanted and get away with it.

Granted, unfortunately I don't know who Lay Leno is so you're dropped into a garage at a Frito-lays factory and forced to live on a diet of non-fat lays potato chips (the ones that cause anal leakage).

I wish I had the ability to play all the drum/percussion parts from blue man groups songs myself.
 
Granted, now you're a purple monster with 20 tentacles, shunned from western civilization and can only get decent money from acting in tentacle rape hentais.

I wish I didn't have to go to work in 2 hours.
 
Granted! But after you fail miserably the only job you can get it working for Stomp.

i wis i wuz gud spelr.
 
Granted! But after you fail miserably the only job you can get it working for Stomp.

i wis i wuz gud spelr.

Granted, you are now Spectre.


Granted, now you're a purple monster with 20 tentacles, shunned from western civilization and can only get decent money from acting in tentacle rape hentais.

I wish I didn't have to go to work in 2 hours.

Oh come on! That one is easy!

Granted, you have to be at work in 15 seconds.

I wish Missouri didn't suck so much.
 
Granted, but it explodes.

(explode, the opposite of "suck")

I wish my bloody roommate wasn't such a prat.
 
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