thedguy
rides with Rebecca Black.. in the back
I wish Top Gear would come back next week!
Well you violated the rules but...
Granted, but you die from a heart attack an hour before it airs.
I wish Top Gear would come back next week!
Well you violated the rules but...
Granted, but you die from a heart attack an hour before it airs.
Well.....if you made a wish I would've sabotaged it!
I wish thedguy would make a wish in his next post instead of just sabotaging.
I wish more women dressed up like 50's pin-ups.
Yeah, but the guilt of all the poor suffering little children affects you so deeply that you aren't able to function as a human being anymore and become insane.Granted, but only because everybody else drops out due to mechanical failures and you only manage 3 laps.
I wish an unlimited amount of wishes from the "Make A Wish" foundation.
Granted, but the ranch is laced with laxatives.
I wish we had Coke with sugar, not aspartame in Slovenia.
Granted! But you get your brains sucked out by an alien race anyway.
I wish there weren't silly wishes like that.
Granted! But then Magnito comes along and tears your shit up.
I wish I could break into Lay Leno's garage and take any cars I wanted and get away with it.
Granted! But after you fail miserably the only job you can get it working for Stomp.
i wis i wuz gud spelr.
Granted, now you're a purple monster with 20 tentacles, shunned from western civilization and can only get decent money from acting in tentacle rape hentais.
I wish I didn't have to go to work in 2 hours.