Kill a dream

Granted, but the gas tank is empty

I wish I had dual 21" flat panel monitors.
 
Granted, but due to poor management decisions you were forced to make, the team comes in last place every race for the next season and you are blamed by the fans. They consequently kill you for ruining their team.

I wish NASCAR used real factory based cars and involved turning left AND right.
 
OK. But they just made Citroen 2CVs the only car legal in the series.

I wish I could retire at 30 and travel the world the rest of my life.
 
Granted! But because you retired at 30, you can't get any money so you spend your life as a hitchhiking hobo.

I wish I owned a Land Rover Series 3 :D
 
Granted! But you'll be killed by it when you take it out on the motorway, because it will fall apart over your head.


I wish I could beat Max Mosley's head against my bed until some common sense appears in it.
 
Granted, but your bed is made entirely of foam.

I wish my character would level up faster in this game.
 
But your character gets nerfed by the next patch.

I wish global warming would get rid of the New England winter.
 
Granted! But New England is the new Republicana.

I wish lynchings were still in vogue.
 
That's terrible! Granted, but you're the victim.

I wish my untainted, unpoisoned, unurinated in, pristine, gourmet Chinese food would get here sooner.
 
Granted, but it's not the thing that you ordered.

I wish the siren call of the canned whipped cream wasn't so irresistable...
 
Granted, but it's dingleberry pie.

I wish for a puppy. :cry:

(and thankfully we don't get canned cheese here, only the kind made from milk)
 
Granted but they are in a closet guarded by an evil monkey

I wish I was free as a bird now.
 
Granted! But now you have a freaky case of Daltonism.
I wish Ferrari to hire me as a test driver.
 
Redliner said:
Granted! But now you have a freaky case of Daltonism.
I wish Ferrari to hire me as a test driver.
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Granted! But it's only a 1 time job to decide which car they will use for guided tours.

I wish the voices in my head would stop telling me to do bad things.
 
Granted, but now they tell you that you are a god and to prove it you will jump into a lake wearing weights and attempt to walk to shore.

Crazyjeeper said:
Granted, but the gas tank is empty
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I can live with that! AAA to the rescue!

I wish my neck would quit hurting where I pulled it this morning.
 
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