Kill a dream

[Cryptopygia]

Granted. You are the latest victim of the second Black Death.

I wish my wishes were immortal.

 

[Jacobfox]

Granted, although you accidentally wish for every sexually transmitted disease while speaking sarcastically.

I wish that my writing tutor has nothing but good things to say about the paper I just handed in.

Meh, since you're studying something Indian I'll let you off

Granted, good luck Sahib :lol:

I wish jillion was a number and I had a jillion dollars

Shukriya, yaar. It went ok.

 

[Yaco]

Granted but she wants some lovin' in exchange, assuming she is an ugly old bag.

I wish I could get a job for a car company.

 

[Cryptopygia]

Granted, but TATA decides to cut your pay back.

I wish I had more hard drive space.

 

[LeMans GTR]

Granted, but your hard drive is imediately corrupted

I wish I had a better camera.

 

[Yaco]

Granted, but TATA decides to cut your pay back.

I wish I had more hard drive space.

Just letting you know.... thats not really killing my dream, uhhh.... I mean I would hate that sooo much. Crap!

Granted, but your hard drive is imediately corrupted

I wish I had a better camera.

Granted, but the camera is only 1/100000 of a percent better than the camera you have right now.

I wish I could sell a crappy stuff on EBay for thousands of dollars.

 

[IceBone]

Granted, but it's US dollars.

I wish i could lick my own elbow.

 

[vegasrebel29]

Granted - your arms were torn off in a tragic accident involving balloon animals and Rasputin's penis.

I wish for world peace.

 

[LeMans GTR]

Granted, but conflict arises again with some another unprovoked attack

I wish I could choose between a Nikon or a Canon

 

[Peroduarocks]

Granted, but you choose Canon.

I wish I didn't have to have my wisdom teeth removed.

 

[IceBone]

Granted, now you have to have all your other teeth and your tongue removed.

I wish I hadn't run out of paper for my photo printer.

 

[Davetouch]

Granted, but now you have run out of ink.

I wish my mate would arrive NOW with my Muse DVD!!!!!!

 

[vikiradTG2007]

Granted. Enjoy it without any way to play it.

 

[vegasrebel29]

Granted unconditionally.


I wish to be the little girl.

 

[Saturn07]

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I wish to own a Veyron.

 

[Crazyjeeper]

Granted, but the first time out, somebody runs a red light and t-bones you and you don't have insurance.

I wish all of the answer on my econ test will be C.

 

[Saturn07]

Granted, but you don't get any credit


I wish I was the stig.

 

[Peroduarocks]

Granted, but you're the black stig

I wish I had a pet Unicorn.

 

[Crazyjeeper]

Granted, but it gores you with its horn.

I wish I had a huge bottle of chocolate milk.

 

[Saturn07]

Granted, but the chocolate is poisoned.

I wish my camera worked with my computer.