Der Stig
is Der Slut
It all started last year with a test ride of a '15 Multistrada...I was doomed to own one of these. It simply is the best motorcycle I've ever ridden, maniacal acceleration, brutal exhaust note (once you take the cat off
) , yet comfortable, serene, and quick on it's feet. Electronically adjustable rider modes and suspension were things that I chuckled at--who needs that? I banished the thought from my mind as they cost almost as much as my car. And what kind of idiot buys a used Ducati anyway? 
At the end of June, I had resigned myself to doing something stupid and financing some sort of adventure bike or touring machine to make my upcoming 2,000 mile trip to meet crazyjeeper for dinner in Ca?on City, CO a little less grueling. I test rode a BMW GS and liked it and was eyeing a very reasonable and still under warranty Tenere when an ad popped up on a local motorcycling forum. I sent the owner an offer that I figured stood a snowball's chance in hell, but surprisingly, he accepted.
So, uhhh...
The night before my trip (in proper Top Gear style), I signed some paperwork and left with this rip-snorting beast with a fresh oil change and 22,729 miles on it as of June 30th.
First day in Santa Rosa, NM with my buddy's Pikes Peak Multi.
And of course, first casualty, the turn signal mostly falling off :lol:
I also observed the first drips of oil here, it worsened on day two quite a bit after caning it through the mountains coming up to Taos, NM. Fortunately, I remedied the issue--the oil filter was about a turn and a half off.
Getting into Colorado via Pagosa Springs. Of course, it'd been raining most of the way up from Taos.
Out near Silverton, CO on day three.
Naturally, something had to happen again on day three. As I was going for third in the twisty mountain trails about 35 miles out of Gunnison, my foot met nothing. I managed to shear or back this bolt off on the shift linkage. So I limped it in second after a failed zip tie repair (most expensive zip ties I've ever bought from some weird dude at Blue Mesa Point) all the way to an Ace Hardware in Gunnison, got my M6 bolt and some blue Loctite to fix that. I got four bolts because fuck you, Murphy
On the return trip, we ended up doing about 50 miles of light off-roading near Raton, NM. It was fun, despite the sketchiness of the Pilot Power 3 up front and Dunlop Roadsmart II out back on non-paved surfaces. The Duc handled this day very well and I was very thankful to have the adjustable rider modes.
And as of this weekend...
Proof:

At the end of June, I had resigned myself to doing something stupid and financing some sort of adventure bike or touring machine to make my upcoming 2,000 mile trip to meet crazyjeeper for dinner in Ca?on City, CO a little less grueling. I test rode a BMW GS and liked it and was eyeing a very reasonable and still under warranty Tenere when an ad popped up on a local motorcycling forum. I sent the owner an offer that I figured stood a snowball's chance in hell, but surprisingly, he accepted.
So, uhhh...

The night before my trip (in proper Top Gear style), I signed some paperwork and left with this rip-snorting beast with a fresh oil change and 22,729 miles on it as of June 30th.

First day in Santa Rosa, NM with my buddy's Pikes Peak Multi.

And of course, first casualty, the turn signal mostly falling off :lol:

I also observed the first drips of oil here, it worsened on day two quite a bit after caning it through the mountains coming up to Taos, NM. Fortunately, I remedied the issue--the oil filter was about a turn and a half off.
Getting into Colorado via Pagosa Springs. Of course, it'd been raining most of the way up from Taos.

Out near Silverton, CO on day three.

Naturally, something had to happen again on day three. As I was going for third in the twisty mountain trails about 35 miles out of Gunnison, my foot met nothing. I managed to shear or back this bolt off on the shift linkage. So I limped it in second after a failed zip tie repair (most expensive zip ties I've ever bought from some weird dude at Blue Mesa Point) all the way to an Ace Hardware in Gunnison, got my M6 bolt and some blue Loctite to fix that. I got four bolts because fuck you, Murphy


On the return trip, we ended up doing about 50 miles of light off-roading near Raton, NM. It was fun, despite the sketchiness of the Pilot Power 3 up front and Dunlop Roadsmart II out back on non-paved surfaces. The Duc handled this day very well and I was very thankful to have the adjustable rider modes.

And as of this weekend...

Proof:

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