Ownership Verified: Lancer of DOOM!
- Thread starter ninjacoco
- Start date
gaasc
Desperately looking for a title
Time for a new thread.
Required proof shot:
http://pic.armedcats.net/n/ni/ninjacoco/2010/10/03/DSC00890_ed.JPG
It says that every time I turn it off...isn't that adorable? Awwww.
They don't no matter how hard you try
. And again congrats on the new WincerFTFY
prizrak
Forum Addict
- Joined
- Apr 2, 2007
- Messages
- 21,574
- Location
- No, sleep, till, BROOKLYN
- Car(s)
- 11 Xterra Pro-4x, 12 'stang GT
Baller
One week from today, on Sunday the 10th of October, I expect to see you at blossom athletic center putting the beatdown on Novice class. We all know that an AutoX on paper plates is the coolest thing ever. With this speed rocket your competition has no chance.
Also glad to see you in something other than your previous POS.
Also glad to see you in something other than your previous POS.
- Joined
- Aug 21, 2009
- Messages
- 8,050
- Location
- Austin
- Car(s)
- '10 Lulzcer GTS, '84 Porschelump 944, '71 VW 411
So THAT'S what's on the 10th! I was just about to ask what that was. Where is this? Who? What? Moo?
I'll go if you show me how to use the goshdanged newfangled paddles.
I think the beatdown's still going to be ON me, not FROM me, though.
Yay paper plates! I need to do something lulztastic with it still in paper plates.
Cobol74
Forum Addict
- Joined
- Mar 21, 2006
- Messages
- 17,506
- Location
- The banana republic of Ukania
- Car(s)
- Honda Accord 2.2 i-Dtec Sport Estate.Hyundai Ix20
Er - anyone care to translate in to the queens English?
Chaos
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- Oct 18, 2007
- Messages
- 1,448
- Location
- Los Angeles, CA
- Car(s)
- '94 Acura Integra, '08 Infiniti G37 (Again)
About the paper plates?
Phila
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- Jun 30, 2006
- Messages
- 3,895
- Location
- Philadelphia
- Car(s)
- 1995 Subaru Legacy, 2008 Subaru Legacy
Congrats ninja!
My cousin has the same exact Lancer. Its a pretty nice place to be (in the passenger seat anyway). He's had it for about 2 years now and it hasn't given him any trouble at all. Also, I can personally vouch for its ability to hit a deer, then a tree stump, and not get totaled.
edit: d'oh! Ok its not the same exact Lancer, my cousin has the touchscreen sat-nav (which almost never gets used). Nevertheless, congratulations! I hope you love it.
My cousin has the same exact Lancer. Its a pretty nice place to be (in the passenger seat anyway). He's had it for about 2 years now and it hasn't given him any trouble at all. Also, I can personally vouch for its ability to hit a deer, then a tree stump, and not get totaled.
edit: d'oh! Ok its not the same exact Lancer, my cousin has the touchscreen sat-nav (which almost never gets used). Nevertheless, congratulations! I hope you love it.
Last edited:
- Joined
- Aug 21, 2009
- Messages
- 8,050
- Location
- Austin
- Car(s)
- '10 Lulzcer GTS, '84 Porschelump 944, '71 VW 411
I think the translator's been watching too much "Holy Grail" again.
I think the translator's been watching too much "Holy Grail" again.
...probably the latter. Here you go:
It is most fortuitous that you have this new automobile instead of that bloody stupid lemon. Good day.
Meddling children, please eversokindly remove thyselves from my lawn!
*I may need to layeth the smacketh down on my homework this week, then. That's quite far. Can't someone have an event in Wacko? Maybe Hewitt? It's a nice pleasant little drive to Hewitt, and that's where the giant breakfast burrito joint is. Please? Beverly Hills, however, is right out. Bloody speedtrap.
**College Station, home of great peril and a handegg team that will face certain doom against thee Bears. O Lord bless this, thy handegg team, that with it, Thou mayest blow thine Aggies to tiny bits...in thy mercy. Amen.
I think the translator's been watching too much "Holy Grail" again.
I can't tell if the translator is trying to do the Queen's English or has just read too many terrible essays from Honors College kids who think they have to use as many lengthy words as possible, regardless of the fact that a less specific and simpler word would usually be clearer.
...probably the latter. Here you go:
Greetings, ninjacoco! I hereby cordially invite thee to join me at the autocross event in San Antonio (!*) on October 10. Autocrossing a car on temporary paper license plates is the best thing since sliced Wensleydale. With such a splendid new car, the other members of n00b class will all be defeated and sink into the swamp. A jolly good time should be had by all.
It is most fortuitous that you have this new automobile instead of that bloody stupid lemon. Good day.
My heavens! I was about to ask what was on the 10th, but you answered this question for me. Please give me further details about this event as soon as possible.
I will [try to, as I was hoping this was somewhere closer like the Castle Anthrax**] make it as long as you show me how to use the paddle-shifters located behind the steering wheel. I have nary a clue as to how to use such a new and unusual technological innovation. Why, such an invention is completely foreign to a person such as myself who is accustomed to driving automobiles with malfunctioning automatic transmissions!ninjacoco said:
Meddling children, please eversokindly remove thyselves from my lawn!
I am far more of a n00b than you expect. The other autocrossers will surely fart in my general direction (err, beat me...badly), as I am unaccustomed to driving a vehicle that actually responds when I press the gas pedal.ninjacoco said:I think the beatdown's still going to be ON me, not FROM me, though.
Five ("Three, m'lady.")...err, three cheers for this new car! I must find something hilarious to do with this automobile before it has permanent license plates installed.ninjacoco said:
*I may need to layeth the smacketh down on my homework this week, then. That's quite far. Can't someone have an event in Wacko? Maybe Hewitt? It's a nice pleasant little drive to Hewitt, and that's where the giant breakfast burrito joint is. Please? Beverly Hills, however, is right out. Bloody speedtrap.
**College Station, home of great peril and a handegg team that will face certain doom against thee Bears. O Lord bless this, thy handegg team, that with it, Thou mayest blow thine Aggies to tiny bits...in thy mercy. Amen.
Last edited:
Break in period - isn't that the period in which you're supposed to break everything?
TC
aka TomCat
- Joined
- Dec 11, 2005
- Messages
- 11,432
Nah, that's the warranty period.
Last edited:
narf
Sgt. Maj. Buzzkill
Lacks bunny ears? :lol:
Labcoatguy
Forum Addict
- Joined
- Mar 27, 2005
- Messages
- 14,170
- Location
- New England region, USA
- Car(s)
- #Jaguar #XKR #XJR, #Saab #9-3 #9-5 #900
"Spoilers". :lol:.
Who what when where and why.
http://www.sasca.org/forum/index.php?topic=4232.0
If you really want to go to one on the 10th in college station...
http://www.tamscc.org/forum/showthread.php?t=11116
The TAMSCC are a good bunch of guys, sadly they are just too far for me to go there regularly.
As for Waco, I think the Baylor Driving Club puts on one a year but that is about it, sorry. Dallas has a bunch and they are closer than San Antonio. But clearly you should come to San Antonio cause we are cooler than anyone else.
http://www.sasca.org/forum/index.php?topic=4232.0
If you really want to go to one on the 10th in college station...
http://www.tamscc.org/forum/showthread.php?t=11116
The TAMSCC are a good bunch of guys, sadly they are just too far for me to go there regularly.
As for Waco, I think the Baylor Driving Club puts on one a year but that is about it, sorry. Dallas has a bunch and they are closer than San Antonio. But clearly you should come to San Antonio cause we are cooler than anyone else.
- Joined
- Aug 21, 2009
- Messages
- 8,050
- Location
- Austin
- Car(s)
- '10 Lulzcer GTS, '84 Porschelump 944, '71 VW 411
TAMSCC has a LeMons class?! WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I WAS RUNNING THE FAILTIMA?!
There's a lot of overlap between Spokes and SASCA, isn't there? I might actually know people at the SA one, then.
- must think about it
Oh, and because I keep forgetting to call foul on this:
How on earth is this car in HS when the stupid Failtima gets stuck in GS?!
Now, I don't want back in GS. HS is a happy place. Yayyy H-stock. But...COME ON. There is no way that dumb giant puffball sedan with its "I'm on a boat" suspension and only 7 more hp than the dang Lancer GTS (...on a good day when things work......which isn't typical for that car) belongs in dadgummed GS. The only possible explanation I can think of for putting it there would be that the SCCA hates it as much as I do.
ETA: Noooooooooo!!! Spokes is cancelled this month. Guess I'll see you on the 10th, then?
There's a lot of overlap between Spokes and SASCA, isn't there? I might actually know people at the SA one, then.
- must think about it
Oh, and because I keep forgetting to call foul on this:
How on earth is this car in HS when the stupid Failtima gets stuck in GS?!
Now, I don't want back in GS. HS is a happy place. Yayyy H-stock. But...COME ON. There is no way that dumb giant puffball sedan with its "I'm on a boat" suspension and only 7 more hp than the dang Lancer GTS (...on a good day when things work......which isn't typical for that car) belongs in dadgummed GS. The only possible explanation I can think of for putting it there would be that the SCCA hates it as much as I do.
ETA: Noooooooooo!!! Spokes is cancelled this month.
Guess I'll see you on the 10th, then?
Last edited: