PALM BEACH, FL—Noting that it had already been there for almost two weeks, Mar-a-Lago assistant manager Chris Mahoney reportedly wondered Monday if anyone was coming to collect the nuclear briefcase from the club’s lost-and-found. “Someone noticed it in the dining room and dropped it off, and...
"The onion predicted it" is seemingly about on-par for "The Simpsons did it", when it comes to Trump.
This will be a great spot for the FBI:
Maga: "MsF (doesn't matter if a cousin) - only Real Patriots!"
Totally not an FBI honeypot: "Your Brandon wife beater makes me so hot. I love the Real Patriots of Jan 6."
Maga man: "Funny you should say that, because I'm totally about to send you self incriminating photos."