I think you posted the wrong link. That looks like an article in the Washington Post, but your description clearly belongs to an article on theonion.com.So.. the Secret Service is vacating their Trump tower command post over lease dispute with the Trump organization.
You can't make this up.
The people doing the NYT front covered that story without a photo on the front. And they did it brilliantly.
Drumpf showing his special skills in stupid.
For the uninformed; staring at a solar eclipse is a really, really, really bad idea.