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I think it is an absolute bonkers law even before you get to the abortion bit.

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Kids have already died from COVID, WTF are they on about?
 

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A fast food place burned down today near my home town, and one of my cousins asked if anyone thought it was "suspicious" that it happened on the 20th anniversary of 9/11.

Yeah, sure cousin Brian. That's Al Qaeda's plan.
Phase 1: World Trade Center Towers attack.
Phase 2: Draw the US military industrial complex into an expensive, drawn out, unwinnable conflict.
Phase 3: Sow division and distrust among the US population.
Phase 4: Finally take down that one fast food franchise in the rural midwest that shorted your drive-through order of 1 small order of onion rings, and accidentally gave you regular Pepsi that one time when you ordered diet.
 
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A fast food place burned down today near my home town, and one of my cousins asked if anyone thought it was "suspicious" that it happened on the 20th anniversary of 9/11.

Yeah, sure cousin Brian. That's Al Qaeda's plan.
Phase 1: World Trade Center Towers attack.
Phase 2: Draw the US military industrial complex into an expensive, drawn out, unwinnable conflict.
Phase 3: Sow division and distrust among the US population.
Phase 4: Finally take down that one fast food franchise in the rural midwest that shorted your drive-through order of 1 small order of onion rings, and accidentally gave you regular Pepsi that one time when you ordered diet.

I KNEW IT!
 

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A fast food place burned down today near my home town, and one of my cousins asked if anyone thought it was "suspicious" that it happened on the 20th anniversary of 9/11.

Yeah, sure cousin Brian. That's Al Qaeda's plan.
Phase 1: World Trade Center Towers attack.
Phase 2: Draw the US military industrial complex into an expensive, drawn out, unwinnable conflict.
Phase 3: Sow division and distrust among the US population.
Phase 4: Finally take down that one fast food franchise in the rural midwest that shorted your drive-through order of 1 small order of onion rings, and accidentally gave you regular Pepsi that one time when you ordered diet.


Stop giving them conspiracy theories!
 

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Stop giving them conspiracy theories!
Just call it "something the deep state doesn't want you to know" and it gets gobbled up faster than ivermectin and sweet tea.
 

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Just call it "something the deep state doesn't want you to know" and it gets gobbled up faster than ivermectin and sweet tea.
Should have marketed the vaccines that way!
 

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Should have marketed the vaccines that way!


No shit! Or we could tell them that it is like taking Viagra, and will make them perform like a 22 year old pornstar on meth!
 

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Even knowing COVID causes impotence and possible infertility won't make these clowns protect themselves.
 
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