Let's have a laugh

Tell me you just got a "word of the day" calendar but don't actually read the definitions and usage tips, without telling me you just got a "word of the day" calendar but don't actually read the definitions and usage tips.
 
I got sent a bullshot poll that asked "Would you vote for Trump a third time?", and decided to fill it out with mostly false contact info, but a real email, just for shits and giggles (and a bit of "keep your friends close and your enemies closer).

How do people read this and think, "Yeah, OK, that sounds good. Here's some money." (Keep in mind I've never given him a cent, and only got on his "list" a few days ago).


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Then a few minutes later, I received:


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Hurry Patriot, we are counting on YOU!!!
 
I’ve seen a few of those e-mails and I wish it had taken me a while to believe they’re not fakes. How scammy can you get?
 
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