Misquote the person above you

[Hbriz]

No! Its for my skin! I like my skin supple, I swear!

Fair enough, explain the tissues and the gentleman's literature.

 

[LP]

Then why are there handcuffs, whips, and a gimp suit here as well?

He could be an actor and he's keeping the costumes for a rehearsal?

 

[ashspet]

He has a rehearsal!

for what?

 

[mclarensmps]

He could be Max Mosley and is about to fine you a $100 for bringing his life into disrepute

He's going to sue you for slander and libel as well.

 

[LP]

My name is McLaren but I had to stop in the pits and missed the misquote of Lurker by 2 minutes.

HI McLaren!

 

[ashspet]

Mr 'get-a-watch' McLaren!

Have a heart!

 

[Hbriz]

Have my heart!

This could be either beautiful or gruesome.

 

[ashspet]

With pepper or mushroom sauce?

I'm a traditionalist. BBQ sauce all the way

 

[Leadfoot866]

I'm an alcoholic. Miller Lite all the way!

...should we send you to rehab?

 

[PaperBiro]

They tried to make me go to rehab, but i said 'no, no, no'!

You shouldn't have. Rehab is for your own good.

 

[ashspet]

Rehab is where the party poopers go.

Can't I just stay in the kitchen?

 

[shellygrrl]

Women shouldn't have to be slaves in the kitchen!

*high fives* Yeah! Let's let the dudes do the cooking for once.

 

[mclarensmps]

Men are the best chefs in the world, anyway

I know! AND, this time my post won't take 2 minutes to submit!

 

[ashspet]

I last longer than 2 minutes!

And you're bragging about it?

 

[mclarensmps]

And I'm begging for it!

Because I'm that all encompassing ladies man...

 

[ashspet]

Think you can handle me?

Am I going to need additional hands?

 

[MWF]

Am I going to need a block and tackle or a fork lift?

That depends on the length of the beam you're trying to move.

 

[mclarensmps]

That depends on the strength of the steam you're trying to inhale

It's really good for the sinuses, that.

 

[shellygrrl]

NO! You should never inhale!

The ash is really getting to you...and you're not even in Europe!

 

[PaperBiro]

Ashspet is really getting to you...and you're not even in Australia!

What's she been doing?