Misquote the person above you

[shellygrrl]

No, but I've met your mother.

WHAT? You....you....oh, cock. *storms off*

 

[ashspet]

I'm your mother

There's a time machine involved?

 

[LP]

I have a time machine bitch.

That's ok I just found the stash of Kuky Clasica Galletas con Chips sabor Chocolate.

Aka chocolate mothafuggin chip cookies.

 

[ashspet]

That's ok I just found a barrell of chuppa chups

Lollypop, lollypop, oh lolly lolly lolly, lollypop. Oh lollypop!

And that's as far as I'm taking it

 

[LP]

I'll take you to the candy shop. I'll letchu lick the lollipop. Go head girl don't you stop. Keep going till you hit the spot.

Hi 50 cent!

 

[ashspet]

That'll be a buck fifty!

Man, that's a hard bargin

 

[mclarensmps]

My, that's a hard lollipop!

Why don't you try to flex his muscle?

 

[ashspet]

See me flex my muscle!

My my, what big teeth you have!

 

[mclarensmps]

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

WHAT ARE YOU EATING I AM HUNGRY

 

[ashspet]

I have stolen your fruit

Watch out for the pineapple!

 

[mclarensmps]

The Banana's will get you in a grapple!

I'm not the only one who's unflappable.

 

[ashspet]

Oh my goodness, THE CHIPS!

Mr Hart, what a mess!

 

[mclarensmps]

Brett Hart? Did you know all Australian males are called Brett?

I noticed that...

 

[ashspet]

Not Brett....Bruce

Or the guys are called Sheila.

 

[mclarensmps]

I've left the guys shellshocked

Are they Ninja Turtles?

 

[ashspet]

Are they Power Rangers?

Considering our wildlife, they have to be

 

[mclarensmps]

My life is so wild

Do you have a bear in your bed right now?

 

[ashspet]

The cat has stolen your bed, again?

Yes, she has.

 

[Hemihead]

Itty bitty kitteh!

Cats are awesome.

 

[ashspet]

Our cats who are our overlords, hallowed be thy name, Our bed is yours, your will is ours, in every place you live. Give us this day our daily scratching and waking in the middle of the night as you hack up a hairball, for our lives are yours, and the couch thine, sunbeams forever and food trays are always full. Acat.

Taking it a bit far?