Misquote the person above you

[ashspet]

I'm busting a nut!

 

[LP]

I love pistachios!

Dude pistachio cookies. Zomgnom

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Dude pistachio cookies. Zurich gnomes

I think the gnomes of Zurich are more interested in money than pistachio cookies anything else.

 

[shellygrrl]

I want a Travelocity gnome.

Can you make nice with someone who works for them?

 

[PelicanHazard]

I'm a gnome

You don't say!

 

[LP]

Don't talk about gnomes!!! It reminds me about... that one night.

Daww, it's aight man, you can share. This is the sharing circle. This is the trust zone. You're free to express yoself.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Everything you say will be used against you!

:? I knew I should never have mentioned the tutu

 

[shellygrrl]

Why the hell are you wearing a tutu?

I don't know; you tell me!

 

[PelicanHazard]

I thought it was fantasy playout night!

When did I miss this memo?

 

[LP]

Was I the only one not to get the memo?

About putting the cover sheets on the TPS reports?

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

After pulling the covers up over your head?

Sometimes you just need to ignore shit

 

[ashspet]

Lots of shit happens in the Office Space

Is it the same for everyone?

 

[PelicanHazard]

Why is my office the boring one?

Because Steve Carrell doesn't work in .au

 

[ashspet]

Because I'm not dancing on the table for you

And why not???

 

[PelicanHazard]

Dance! NAO!!

*dances* Are you not entertained??

 

[shellygrrl]

I NEED TO BE ENTERTAINED!

*points you to Angry Birds*

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

*shakes an angry fist*

What did we do?

 

[PaperBiro]

Are you annoyed at the pigs for stealing all your eggs?

I'm guessing so...

 

[ashspet]

I've got a booboo.

How did you do that?

 

[PelicanHazard]

Didn't I tell you not to run with scissors?

It wasn't running, it was walking with great gusto.