Misquote the person above you

[Buffy_09]

You're fat.

Hey!! What did I ever do to you?

 

[darkshark0159]

Hey!! What did I ever get you for your birthday?

Nothing. You forgot.

 

[MOTORLOON1993]

Nuggets. You fat faggot.

Now your really starting to offend.

 

[Topgearfanatic]

Now your really starting to defend.

DEFENSE, DEFENSE, DEFENSE!!!

 

[LP]

OFFENSE, OFFENSE, OFFENSE!!!

<insert witty remark here>

 

[darkshark0159]

<insert environmental doomsday scare tactic remark here>

I knew LurkerPatrol was secretly working for GreenPeace!

 

[Buffy_09]

<insert penis here>

I can't work miracles mate.




EDIT: Dammit!!

 

[LP]

I knew Viper007Bond was secretly the greatest superhero in the world!

can I get some of that 10,000+ rep power now

 

[darkshark0159]

GIVE ME REP. I AM A REP WHORE.

Can't wait until Quiky comes and gives you -1000000000000000 rep

 

[Buffy_09]

Can't wait until Quiky comes and gives you a quicky

Dude...you seriously shouldn't be thinking about that kind of shit.
I think you should talk to someone.

 

[LP]

Dude...you seriously shouldn't be taking that kind of a shit.
I think you should poo on someone.

Fecal jokes ftw

 

[Lupin_IV]

Feral goats ftw

So you have a thing for goats?

 

[darkshark0159]

So you have a thing used for decaptating goats?

No no no. I said I have device used for decaffeinating goats! :lol: Pay closer attention next time.

 

[Lupin_IV]

No no no. I said I have device that makes me defecate goats! :lol: Pay closer attention next time.

https://pic.armedcats.net/l/lu/lupin_iv/2009/08/14/shittrainsnigga.gif

 

[ashspet]

I have hemorrhoids. Help me!

Time to see your doctor methinks

 

[MissDemyx]

Time to tell your spouse methinks

Oh dear.. I better get the popcorn for this.

 

[Buffy_09]

Oh dear.. I better get the cock porn for this.

We all have our ways of dealing with things, but...seriously? How is that going to help?!

 

[darkshark0159]

We all have our ways of dealing with things, but seriousness is always going to help.

Really? I thought a good laugh can always calm someone's nerves.

 

[MissDemyx]

ORLY? I thought a good crap can always calm someone's bowels.

Well indeed they can!

 

[Buffy_09]

Really? I thought a good fap can always calm someone's nerves.

Fair enough...that works too.