Misquote the person above you

[ashspet]

As long as I get to participate

Oi! I was here first

 

[Lightning Count]

I'll go in first.

After that, I will follow.

 

[ashspet]

I'll keep up the rear.

Is that what you're calling it now?

 

[shellygrrl]

I like that wording much better.

That's a surprise.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

That's a rather marvellous rear you're keeping up there, girl

Get out the way! You're blocking my view!

 

[ashspet]

yours is better

Amen to that

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

I want to get down on my knees and worship it.

 

[Lightning Count]

Keep it in your trousers for once, please.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Put that banana away!

*peeling banana* One skin. Two skin. Three skin. Oh

 

[Lightning Count]

Should my foreskin really look like this, Doctor? I think I have a big problem here.

More to the point, what depraved sexual acts have you been getting yourself into to cause this?

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

And I've never seen quite such a big "problem".

I bought the biggest one I could find, I was hungry. Besides, they were on special offer in the fruit section of the supermarket. And it's organic!

 

[PelicanHazard]

I'm trying to rationalize leaving my entire life behind for a black Texan.

Everything's bigger down there, but it's also probably Republican.

 

[ashspet]

I wanna be a publican.

Well, go buy yourself a pub

 

[PelicanHazard]

Well, go buy yourself some pubes

My current set not good enough for you?

 

[ashspet]

Wax me?

Crack, back and sac?

 

[Lightning Count]

This crack in the bumper wasn't there before.

What did I tell you? Never mess with another man's ride.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

What did I tell you? Never mess with the countryside.

True. In a fight between car and countryside, man made shit generally loses (Toyota HiLux and aircraft blackboxes excepted).

 

[ashspet]

My car won

A race? The lottery?

 

[PelicanHazard]

Race to the lottery?

No thanks, I consider it a waste.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

Have you seen the size of my waist

I suppose you could wear a girdle... :?