Misquote the person above you

[ashspet]

I wear my extra special shades

So they can't see you perving?

 

[jedd_kenobi]

What if they catch you perving?

I shall say nothing, since i'll be too busy legging it in the other direction.

 

[ashspet]

I shall surrender to the nearest attractive WPC.

And beg for the handcuffs?

 

[jedd_kenobi]

And she better give you the handcuffs?

Too right, even if i have knock off her hat and proceed to run around with it.

 

[ashspet]

I might need her had to 'cover' me.

streaking now?

 

[jedd_kenobi]

swear i just saw a nude man run past on BBC coverage of the riots?

in your dreams

 

[ashspet]

I've got more personal ones if you want

 

[jedd_kenobi]

let me get a bucket for you with all that drool.

 

[ashspet]

You're drooling on me.

Very probably

 

[jedd_kenobi]

Stop drooling on me

Hey you started it!

 

[LP]

Hey you ended it!

Someone had to, it was going too far!

 

[ashspet]

Can I drool too?

For sure!

 

[Lightning Count]

OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

That's not gone well.

 

[ashspet]

How hard can it be?

Don't say that!!!

 

[Lightning Count]

Ambitious but rubbish.

Captain Slow has gotten lost again, hardly surprising really.

 

[ashspet]

I got lost

Perhaps you should learn to read a map?

 

[Lightning Count]

Perhaps you should shut up!

Go awa and bile yer heid.

 

[ashspet]

Don't be a drongo.

Who's being the bunyip now?

 

[jedd_kenobi]

Stop taking me 'ombine 'arvester!

Hey, we're not all country bumpkins down here!

 

[ashspet]

Yarp!

Yarp?