alaskarat
Active Member
- Joined
- Nov 16, 2010
- Messages
- 250
- Location
- Fairbanks, Alaska USA
- Car(s)
- 2004 F150, 2010 F150, 2005 Aveo, 2005 Tahoe
I give lap dances for $.
Do you slid up and down the pole?
I give lap dances for $.
I slipped on a pole!
Why are the Polish nailing me on the ground?
Cuffs are good, blindfolds are better.Because you failed to handcuff them to the bed.
Cuffs are mandatory in the back of the paddy wagon.
Paddy had some of this.
So the Irish steal the Aussie boys?
I have been screwed by a Gnome.
Don't Gnomes live in Zurich? And doesn't...
Do you guys like my new mini-skirt
Any skeletons in your closet we should know about?
I am not going to tell all my dirty little secrets to you.
And there goes our parent's pensionWe have ways of funding all your spendings.
I've spent my inheritance
PEACE AND LOVE
I've broken my hip
You damn kids!
You'll never catch us old man.
I'm only a baby!