Misquote the person above you

[mclarensmps]

Juan! To the border!! BOOK IT!!!!

Smuggling Mexicans over to the USA again, I see?

 

[ashspet]

Smuggling Muricans over to Canada again, I see?

They keep getting caught because they try and take their guns with them

 

[mclarensmps]

There's an onslaught of nuns in the bull pen

The power of christ compels them!

 

[ashspet]

The power of toast compels them!

a crumpet and honey perhaps, but toast doesn't have that sort of power

 

[mclarensmps]

a trumpet costs money, i'll play it off the coast in a tower

That doesn't sound very romantic, to be quite honest

 

[ashspet]

That doesn't sound very musical, more like bees in a bonnet

That could very well be true

 

[mclarensmps]

That reminds me of the Taming of the Shrew

Well there's a trip down memory lane

 

[ashspet]

Why do I always trip on memory lane

acid flashbacks?

 

[mclarensmps]

plaid track pants?

Now there's a fashion disaster waiting to happen

 

[ashspet]

Now there's a fashion doyen waiting to happen

Being yourself?

 

[mclarensmps]

Bang yourself?

I beg your pardon!?

 

[ashspet]

I beg your attention mistress

um, K-9?

 

[Lightning Count]

Minimum 18k quality?

What's the occasion?

 

[Leadfoot866]

I WILL NOT LET THIS THREAD STAY QUIET!

 

[ashspet]

Ah, the endless circle of life and necromancy

 

[Cavi Mike]

Would you clean my kids

I'm alerting the authorities

 

[Lightning Count]

You will respect my authority.

Been getting drunk again?

 

[LP]

Ben's getting drunk again.

That's what happens when Ben takes 2 shots of everclear.

 

[NecroJoe]

That's what happened when Ben's favorite band became Everclear.

Some of their songs are catchy...but his favorite band? Really?

 

[ashspet]

Sometimes I catch fish...but you can't dance to it

not even a two step?