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[StillNotNeedingAChestWig]

O...K.... been wanking, have you?

Not for a while, no

 

[Captain_Whine]

Wanted to looong ago

Everyone finds a different way of spending a day-off.

 

[backdoor]

Everyone finds a different way of knocking one out.

I like it the old fashion way!

 

[StillNotNeedingAChestWig]

I like it from behind

I think we'd guessed...

 

[ashspet]

I'll take it anyway.

Hope you've been doing your stretching exercises

 

[LP]

Hope you've been doing your kegels

 

[ashspet]

Absolutely

You could join Puppetry of the Penis with control like that

 

[Lightning Count]

I use a dildo as a substitute for my car central locking control like that

That's a unique use for such a thing.

 

[ashspet]

I use a similar thing.

Bet you shock the neighbours

 

[Lightning Count]

They'll be in for a shock when I'm done.

What are you planning?

 

[LP]

What are you wearing?

Hey now that's private!