NoNeedForAChestWig
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- Oct 3, 2010
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Yeah, so? You want access?
I prefer to make my own
Yeah, so? You want access?
I don't know how to use a lock
I'd have hated to have to wash your sheets as a teenager
not so much sheets and boards.
Please lie down on the couch, Mr. Wig, and tell me about your mother.
Now hand me the remote and then fix me a sandwich
My last slave was a construction worker. I buried him in a shallow grave.
I know all about construction workers erections.
Now now let's be civil. First I'll tap that ass, then you tap that ass, then LC taps that ass. Then the ass taps us in reverse. Then we stand on our heads....
<gets out a piece of paper> <scribbles porn furiously>
Bondage, spanking, fisting, AND sensory play in the first chapter?!
WOOT!
Orgy!
Stop wigging out!
OK OK OK all calm now
I bet I could solve that...
Not the hose! Not the hose!
Rub that lotion on me baby....
Just roll over and relax
oh noes! here comes the perv!