I'm a tease.
very
I'm a tease.
I've been literally inundated with a letter.
Ooooh? I missed a post?
I know you are a rapist.
Ah, nope. It's just me, Goatse.
Honest Doc, I was changing the lightbulb, naked, and I just fell. It was just chance that I fell on the phone and it lodged right in my....erm......*there*
Did you know they have "toys" these days controlled by SMS?
Well... do you happen to have their number, i wouldn't mind some of those... for a friend of course
I have the sexual appetite of an elephant!
You do realise that the average guy lasts under four minutes!
is it possible you could be neither average or exceptional?
you could be being generous!
I demand photographic evidence before i can give any comment
Can I take you out for a eomantic candle lit dinner?
I have the twins coming over at 10pm, so you'll have to go before they get here .
Wait. Unless you want to be double teamed by a pair of Brazilian beauties?
Men! what would we do without you.
the mind plans.
I think I've stunned everyone into silence
*watches the tumbleweed roll by*
Absolut vodka.