Misquote the person above you

[mclarensmps]

I'm good at kneeing doves?

Why must you be so violent?

 

[Vette Boss]

Why must you be so violent?

Why would you paint your room violet?

 

[mclarensmps]

Why would you paint your room violet?

Playing the violin in your room will STILL make my ears bleed!

 

[Leadfoot866]

Playing violent video games will STILL make my eyes bleed!

I don't think the games are the problem here. Just how close are you sitting from the screen?

 

[mclarensmps]

I don't think the games are the problem here. Just how close are you sitting from the screen?

Why do you have a problem with memes? And you have no right to complain about my e-peen!

 

[ashspet]

Why do you have a problem with what I've named my penis?

Isn't that more a name for a girl?

 

[mclarensmps]

Isn't that more a name for a girl?

No that's definitely not how I tame a squirrel

 

[Vette Boss]

No that's definitely not how I tame a squirrel

You found an oyster with a pearl?

 

[mclarensmps]

You found an oyster with a pearl?

Haha, no, I didn't handicap the Rooster!

 

[ashspet]

Haha, yes, I fondled the Rooster!

I'm sure that's illegal in some countries

 

[Vette Boss]

I'm sure that's illegal in some countries

Why would you put a beagle in a bundt pan?

 

[mclarensmps]

Why would you put a beagle in a bundt pan?

Believe me, if I ate that many bagels, I wouldn't reveal myself for a sun tan.

 

[ashspet]

Believe me, if I looked like a bagel, I'd remember to misquote before replying.

Hence the name of the game

 

[mclarensmps]

This is my rise to fame

What you and I are doing are almost the same!

(I was following the pattern set by the two most popular answers to the poll. Keep the quote the same and respond with a misquoted reference . I think that's how it was intended to be played in the first place haha. Oh well...)

 

[ashspet]

What you are doing is the bane of my life

I always like to feel useful

 

[mclarensmps]

You're beautiful

Well, that escalated quickly!

 

[ashspet]

Well, that exacerbated the situation

I do have a habit of foot in mouth disease

 

[mclarensmps]

I have a rabbit's foot in my mouth, kapish?

Why would you eat a bunny?

 

[ashspet]

Why do bears eat honey?

Have you had honey? It 'tis delish!

 

[mclarensmps]

Have you any money? It's my deathwish!

Wait, what good will a pile of cash be, if you can't use it?