There are two steps to having sex.
Step 1: Get naked
Step 2: Have sex
There are two steps to having sex.
Step 1: Get oiled up
Step 2: Get the chicken feathers
Me first!
I thought they normally come in pairs.Have a tit!
I have a pair....
of gloves....?
*snaps the latex*
Um, I just remembered, I have an appointment at the dentist
My teeth are in that glass
At least you're not likely to bite anyone to death
I can still zap you *zap* *zap* *zap* *zap*
Stop throwing your toys out of the pram!
You give me the shits!
I told you not to rub the whole bottle of Veet onto your chest
There was a spill....
Hey! Those were my new threads
All the threads on FG are poop.
I have a new bum