I've had this car for some time, but my dad's been its DD until recently. It is, however mine, not his. Don't ask.
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMG_2251_000.JPG
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0105_000.jpg
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0108_000.jpg
It's a 1998 Ford Escort ZX2 - and simply put it's built for girls. This particular one has no options on it AT ALL, except maybe aircon - which I get the feeling was probably standard. Here's a tour of its shittiness:
Wind up windows and manual locks (independent for each door)
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0115_000.jpg
A tape deck (complete with two blown rear speakers of some stupid oddball size)
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0114_000.jpg
The entire front end is made of stupid-assed plastic which was painted with a totally different kind of paint than the metal (and other plastic) pieces - thus resulting in WAY different weathering effects
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0107_000.jpg
The steering wheel chafes my penis and I'm yet to be able to adjust it (the car was naturally not optioned with a tilt wheel)
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0112_000.jpg
The rear view mirror is below my eyes
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0113_000.jpg
It's covered in stupid stickers and decals because the PO liked Garfield and my father would rather preemptively bribe the cops than have an unobstructed over-the-shoulder view
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0101_000.jpg
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0102_000.jpg
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0103_000.jpg
And now a tour of the things that are correct:
It has the correct number of pedals:
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0110_000.jpg
It has pillarless doors:
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0116_000.jpg
It's mine got my name on a sign on the hood:
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMG_2253_000.JPG
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMG_2251_000.JPG
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0105_000.jpg
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0108_000.jpg
It's a 1998 Ford Escort ZX2 - and simply put it's built for girls. This particular one has no options on it AT ALL, except maybe aircon - which I get the feeling was probably standard. Here's a tour of its shittiness:
Wind up windows and manual locks (independent for each door)
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0115_000.jpg
A tape deck (complete with two blown rear speakers of some stupid oddball size)
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0114_000.jpg
The entire front end is made of stupid-assed plastic which was painted with a totally different kind of paint than the metal (and other plastic) pieces - thus resulting in WAY different weathering effects
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0107_000.jpg
The steering wheel chafes my penis and I'm yet to be able to adjust it (the car was naturally not optioned with a tilt wheel)
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0112_000.jpg
The rear view mirror is below my eyes
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0113_000.jpg
It's covered in stupid stickers and decals because the PO liked Garfield and my father would rather preemptively bribe the cops than have an unobstructed over-the-shoulder view
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0101_000.jpg
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0102_000.jpg
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0103_000.jpg
And now a tour of the things that are correct:
It has the correct number of pedals:
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0110_000.jpg
It has pillarless doors:
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMAG0116_000.jpg
It's mine got my name on a sign on the hood:
https://pic.armedcats.net/e/ey/eyemwing/2010/01/05/IMG_2253_000.JPG