Have you ever fucked inside a Panda? You never hit the bullseye (put it into the right hole) if you put them at 90 (degrees)
Space is lacking if you've got a big belly or if you're taller than 1.90 (metres)
Bruises and cramps aplenty and so many scratches to your "protuberance"
What a chore driving around with a toilet (meaning a crap car) under your feet
I've got a Panda Fiat which just gives me problems.
So many pieces fell out on the hills of Bologna, and finding the correct position (referring to both driving and copulating position) drives you crazy
The Panda's not good, but I don't have a station wagon.
A station wagon is ideal, it's known; on a station you can do everything, can do everything, can do all the kamasutra.
The rear view mirror left in my hand (when he tried to adjust it it fell off), I hear a fart-like noise
I lost the muffler and the headrest; cock, this Panda is made of paper-mache!
The belt is slipping, people jump out of the way, they think an ambulance is coming (due do the belt's screeching noise)
What a chore driving around with a toilet (meaning a crap car) under your feet
I've got a Panda Fiat which just gives me problems.
So many pieces fell out on the hills of Bologna, and finding the correct position (referring to both driving and copulating position) drives you crazy
The Panda's not good, but I don't have a station wagon.
A station wagon is ideal, it's known; on a station you can do everything, can do everything, can do all the kamasutra.