Feels to me like I am too stupid for the game.

I can't get the fuel filler cap off, can't fuel the car, can't start the car, can't get the handbrake off, can't seem to get the sauna started... and how do I shower? :lol:
[EDIT]
So I DID figure out how to do all this, drive a car and go to the shops and stuff. I think if it says "5" on the sign it actually means five kilometers; it takes forever to get anywhere. Plus you pretty much don't know where you are. :lol:
I bought a couple of beers after I lost mine in the van because the tailgate wasn't closed. I've put fuel in the car without paying for it because I didn't know where. I've seen an earlier incarnation of myself on the graveyard because I died when I got pushed into the wood by another maniac driver in a little green car blasting loud 90s disco music. Now I am stuck with my van, some meters from what ironically appears to be a car shop ...
So how do I now save the game and get the car back out of the ditch ... ditches love Hayosikos.
I've also seen, that there's a big truck directly near your house which you can probably drive, aswell as a tractor.