Northern Classic Trial 2016
This was a new event for me; a none vintage trial, heck a practically modern trial, there was even an MX5 competing. Don?t let the name fool you, a classic trial is simply one with a classic format, i.e. 70-100 road miles between the sections to keep the reliability aspect in check. So pretty much the same as the VSCC stuff I've done before, right? Only this time I would be in an event with 70s Ford Escorts, 90s Suzuki X90s, MX5s from the early 00s and even motorbikes spanning decades. I was still in a class though, this time class 2, pre-war cars, mostly all VSCC competitors I?d seen before. Two Austin 7 Chummy?s, an Austin 7 special other than my own, two MGs, and a pair of Alvis? kept me and Cress company for the day as our closest rivals.
We took the Alvis to be our closest rival, and had fun competing all day
This trial was also local, and on my birthday, which was a nice bonus. Downside is, it was Cumbria in February, and a severe weather warning was in place from midday for rain and wind. Feeling fairly nervous about this, we signed on after we breezed through scrutineering. Unlike the VSCC events, the competition numbers on these trials weren?t self-adhesive, so for the first time of the day, I found myself grabbing the gaffer tape?
We were also given a start time, and a time we were expected to arrive at each hill, this all seemed very prim and proper in comparison to VSCC events where we had a start hill and could then basically pick and choose our order. Eager not to fall foul of the unfamiliar rules we lined up at our start of 9:06 and made our way to ?Humble Jumble?, the first hill I?ve attempted on tarmac. Well. I say tarmac, this was actually sheets of loose tarmac which slipped as you drove over them like loose paving slabs, they slipped due to the potholes. My god. What potholes. The sign said ?Unsuitable for Motors? at the end of the lane, and it was undoubtedly correct, these were feet deep in places and required very careful route planning to avoid the narrow little Seven becoming trapped surrounded by holes too deep to traverse, or worse yet, crashing sump first into a rising slab of tarmac.
We made it through with some careful spotting from Cress, and made our way to the first forest section. I wasn?t straight back into familiar ground here either though, first up was a driving test; a route around a designed (fairly flat) track, which required a reverse through a gate and then back out. Watching the others, I memorised the route, and then proceeded to fail spectacularly when my time was up, understeering into a bush before having to bounce ourselves out ? in reverse. 6 penalty points for us. (These trials score opposite to the VSCC, while in the VSCC you gain points by going up a hill, in this trial points were penalties, so a lower score was better).
As far as we got on our first real hill... oh dear.
Finally however, a trial hill, one with a restart, and one which looked like any other hill I?d done before. The mud on the other hand, was not like any other mud I?d driven on before, and behaved like grease. We gained full penalty points, 12, and drove away a little scared that we?d entered something a bit beyond our novice vintage ways. The next hill in this section was a mixed bag, and we scored 6 penalties which seemed well in line with everyone else, this improved spirits a little, but not as much as the final hill in this forest which we cleaned (in the VSCC I?d say cleared, but here it?s ?cleaned? as your penalty sheet remains clean). This was a much needed morale boost, and reminder that all three of us, driver, bouncer and car all had enough experience between us to make something good of this event. We?d also struck up some friendly banter with one of the Suzuki X90 drivers, Mark, who I must admit, did make a good point about his ?700 trials car having both roof and a heater?
The Wythop woods were next, which I had tackled in my first real trial back in November with Fraser. Cress had done these hills before in her past bouncing role in a different car too, so armed with some knowledge we threw ourselves into the first hill ?Where Eagle?s Dare? ? I?d done this before, and knew what it held. A sharp ascent with a left hand twist, ending in a pile of felled branches. We scored 1, not quite cleaning the hill as my little Austin simply wasn?t long enough to reach the end of the section at the end of the branch pile ? my front end was firmly embedded in the branches, while my back wheels spun uselessly, the longer cars could manage to clean this final obstacle easier.
Tackling a stop and restart while looking rather muddy
The next hill I distinctively remember failing on in November, this time though me and Cress made the whole thing look rather easy, given it was an awful muddy mess with deep pools of water and a ?S? shape turn. The car took a beating though, and the offside headlamp plopped out of its housing into the mud, narrowly avoiding being ran over by the rear wheels. A kind marshal returned it to us at the end of the section, and without the time to re-wire it, we placed it in the footwell and forgot about it.
A run through the woods on some ridiculously good fun dirt tracks took us to another familiar pair of hills, the first we took home a 7, the second a clean. This was good, and the knowledge I gained was definitely paying off. We exited Wythop woods using a bridleway which had been specially opened for motor vehicles for us for the day, this itself was a steep rocky ascent, and one worthy of being a hill itself. Luckily we ?cleaned? it enough to leave the woods and on to our next stop at Whinlatter Forest.
Whinlatter showed us three hills, and a driving test. I?m very happy to say we cleaned the three hills, and put in a very respectable time for the test without any penalties, for the first time since I started trialling, I?d cleaned an entire area and could drive away very happy indeed. Whinlatter also showed us the worst of the driving wind which both me and Cress found very testing indeed. Very kindly, Mark Powley a bouncer in one of the Alvis? gave us some hand warmers and fudge, which really helped the queue for the third hill. The first two hills I had cleared in November, but the third left me with a paltry score back then, this time though we romped up in first gear, and I was confident the little car definitely had more power than it used to.
Having fun in Whinlatter, even at 15mph, a Seven can look fast!
It was starting to get dark as we made our way towards the last section of the day; fearing the wiring for the missing lamp might blow a fuse it was gaffer taped ?securely? into its holder, and we hit the road again, one light letting the oncoming dusk drivers know we were here. Cress confidently called out the route form the book, and before long we?d caught the Alvis up which passed us during our headlamp repair, what followed was a brilliant fifteen mile chase between two vintage cars on some fantastic roads, pushing the little Austin to its 60mph max on more than one occasion, which brought a great smile to both of us. These cars really are fun when pushed, and all within the speed limit!
Powering through Sandale proved very fun
Sandale was our last hill, and perhaps the most dramatic. It started by a house on an innocuous lane, paved as we turned off the road. We soon passed the ?unsuitable for motors? sign though, and things turned very muddy, the recent flooding having made a stream down the slick surface. The markers whizzed passed beside us as I went for a flat out tactic to power through the deep ruts made by the more modern cars, 6, 5, 4, 3?. and then we slowed, very nearly to a stop. Cress gave a frantic bounce, and I desperately yanked the wheel left to right to regain some traction, it worked and we gained speed again, flying out of the top of the section and cleaning the hill.
What a day, and what a recovery from such a poor start. We both had a fantastic time, and I?d definitely like to try some more classic trials in the future. When the results were published, I was both happy and annoyed. We scored 31, which placed us 4th in class. If we minus the 6 penalty points right at the start of the day from the driving test, (which everyone else passed), we would have been sitting on 25 and 2nd in class. Oh well, we have a challenge for next year now!
The end! Filthy and cold, but happy to have completed another fantastic trial